Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for MAY 1! Yet another travel-related pic! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Mind if I borrow this plane for a bit? I need to move a fridge across town.

Genius!

"Hey, check this out! If I adjust the flaps just so, and pull back on the throttle... voila, b flat!"

"You are such a baritone!"

"Do I know how to fly? Well, I've read all about how to run a monorail, how different can it be?"

"Are you sure you know where you're going?" "Of course, I have the itinerary right here on these important controls."

Pilot's licence? Well, no, but I've ridden Astro Orbiter a lot...does that count?

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Many more great submissions this week -- and everyone seemed to agree that I shouldn't be allowed at the controls of a plane. First, the Honorable Mentions: Larry Lozuk: "Really? In Microsoft Flight Simulator you use the F3 key to accelerate."; Jay Marsh: "Hey bud, this is not part of your tour package. Back to the cargo hold for you."; two from darph nader: "Relax, man. I've seen the movie Airplane like 25 times. I'm sure this is how it goes." and "Mind if I borrow this plane for a bit? I need to move a fridge across town." (Way to keep tabs on my personal life, darph!); ktulu: "<Brad> 'It's easy! You think of a wonderful thought!' <Co-pilot> 'Any happy little thought?'"; Bob Littlepage: "Right, so which button do I push to fire the phasers?"; Steven Jones: "No, really, I won a caption contest, and first prize is captaining a flight. Don't bother those tower dudes, call the main office - they'll confirm."; and Bret Morris with this way inside joke: "Baaaah... ba ba baaaah... ba ba baaaah... ba ba baah baaaah... ba-ya-ya-ya-yaaaah...." (It's the intro to VM's new jazzy a capella arrangement of "I'll Fly Away.")



And this week's brilliant winner is from the wise and wonderful Zazu! This is his sixth win overall and first this year! Congratulations, Zazu!

Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for MAY 8! The travel theme continues! So how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

"They expect me to wear these!?"

I don't understand the exchange rate here. How many wigs and robes to the dollar?

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for MAY 8! The travel theme continues! So how would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

You know,,,this wig looks a little like the neighbor's missing cat.