Stupid Guest Tricks

Explain that GP was..well...PIRATE!!! Since Churchy woosed out, the SGT crew continued on their drinking and general terrorising SG's into asking for FOL passes, and heading for the nearest churro cart, where Purpa gorged herself until she grew several sizes, which amazed the SGT crew, as they thought she didn't like churros, but just then SUSISLICKER and Raffle show up with even more gingerbread, that they had gotten through security at the airport by claiming that it was a super special secret project to rid the world of SG's, and so with all that information to digest, Susislicker......

Didn't notice that Disneymom was happily eating more than her share of gingerbread( Goes good with all the beer and Rum!) So Susi had to tell all the SGTers.....

That DisneyMom was welcome to eat all she wanted, so to make more, they took over the nearest kitchen so Raffle could bake some more, and with the whisps of fresh gingerbread wafting through the air, the SGT crew, waited in anticipation for...

Walt to make an appearance. But alas, dear ol' Walt was frosbitten and couldn't make it to the SGT party. So instead he sent Tigger, who bounced and bounced along with several SGTers until they all....

until they broke through the roof of the Bounce House and landed in...

the International Market Place. What are we doing here? they asked. Well, since we're in Hawaii, let's bounce over to Maui and visit Hobie 16, which they did. Hobie treated them all to virgin pina coladas (out of respect for Churchy) and then sent them to...

The Big Island to watch the lava flows and...

the SGTers realized that they had finally found a way to permanently dispose of SsssssGeees, so they bounced back to DL and WDW, gathered up all the SsssssGeeees they could find, bounced back to the Big Island and dropped them into the hotly flowing lava. Listening to the dying screams of the SssssGeees demanding their money back and free t-shirts and FOL passes, the SGTers....

Throw in a virgin to appease the god Pele, but they all looked at each other for a virgin, until Susislicker said "Churchy drinks virgin Pina Colavas" Everyone said "close enough" and pitched her in! Which caused her to shoot out, much like Joe, and then...

Pele a hawaiian Goddess asked for all GP's Rum! Churchy was glad to help Grumpy Pirate toss all his collection in.."I can go get more..." He said. "This will keep me busy for a while." Other SGTers went to the store to get more rum for GP, but Pele kept asking for the rum."Guess she wants to have a serious party," Said the Grumpy Pirate, so he moved into a small house with a sign on it,"Rum Collector here... Help give Pele a big party for 2008!"

Then Everyone but GP went back to Hobie's house and...