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Re: The Never Ending Story
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:06 pm
by Whazzup
tied 'em in a knot and they tied 'em in a bow, then they threw them over their shoulder like a Continental soldier, and their ears hung low....
(okay, Purpura?)
Re: The Never Ending Story
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:40 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
But Purpa, having drained several bottles of RUM with DisneyMom, had decided that they needed a Churro and Mickey Bar dinner, so they...
Re: The Never Ending Story
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:35 pm
by Purpura
Whazzup wrote:tied 'em in a knot and they tied 'em in a bow, then they threw them over their shoulder like a Continental soldier, and their ears hung low....
(okay, Purpura?)
(Hehe Ok :) :) )
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:But Purpa, having drained several bottles of RUM with DisneyMom, had decided that they needed a Churro and Mickey Bar dinner, so they...
They went to buy churros for all the SGTs and Mickey Bars too. Churchy replaced Grumpy's rum with a bottle of tequila, complete with....
Re: The Never Ending Story
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:39 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
A lime, but GP, agast that someone would offer a sissyfied drink that SG's are know to guzzle before they start crying that they were given too much to drink, therefor ruining the magic, and need to be compensated, pulled out a bottle of RUM from his ditty bag, and began to sip the perfect nectar of teh god, but just then Susislicker, who had been hiding the Gingerbreal that Raffle had made, dropped...
Re: The Never Ending Story
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:55 pm
by Purpura
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:A lime, but GP, agast that someone would offer a sissyfied drink that SG's are know to guzzle before they start crying that they were given too much to drink, therefor ruining the magic, and need to be compensated, pulled out a bottle of RUM from his ditty bag, and began to sip the perfect nectar of teh god, but just then Susislicker, who had been hiding the Gingerbread that Raffle had made, dropped...
one of the plates of gingerbread cookies. This caused Purpura to gasp and make a running leap! She caught the cookies before the plate could hit the ground, and then she offered them around to everybody that wasn't a SG. She noticed one of the cookies had the word "Darph" on its chest, and it was holding a toothpick of all things. Purpura grinned and then handed that cookie to MainStreeter. She immediately groaned as she was receiving a 'pine float' but still ate the cookie. One other cookie said Churchy, and it had some disney pins on a shirt it was wearing. Purpura handed her that cookie and then carefully passed out other cookies to the other SGT people. The Grumpy Pirate Cookie was passed to GP with a flourish. When he took a bite he said,
"This is...
Re: The Never Ending Story
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:29 am
by mechurchlady
yummy for my tum tum tummy, can I please have more" which made evveryone stare at the happy pirate doing a happy dance while grabbing a bar of Mickey Mouse soap and he jumped into Rivers of America and took a bath. "A new pirate lad am I" Purpura stood in shock at the clean Not Grumpy Pirate and ...........
Re: The Never Ending Story
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:46 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Then woke up from the daydream that never happened. GP was his same ol good self, and had never utterred a word of a song, unless it was a sea diddy, designed to strike terror into the hearts of his victims, but Churchy, still daze from her daydream that made here feel strange, grabbed a bottle of real RUM, and downed it with one swig, then rumbled off for more, followed by a large crowd of...
Re: The Never Ending Story
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:53 am
by mechurchlady
purple polka dot Sea Lions. This must be a dream said Grumpy Pirate but can a person dream that they dreamed? Churchy turned into a 20 ft high Ursula and her sea lions hit Grumpy Pirate saying "Churchy does not drink booze" over and over then Grumpy Pirate awoke to see Churchy scolding hims about his lying about her drinking when he was the one drinking all the rum. Church the teatotaller watched Glendalais .....
Re: The Never Ending Story
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:56 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
turn into a flower, then realized that she was drunk for real, and it wasn't a dream at all, but real life. And some SG's were satanding around her chanting: Chug Chug! and she had a brewski in her hand!! Just then, all the SGT'ers saw her, and DisneyMom ran over, and grabbed the beer, and drank it herself, she then said to the SG's...
Re: The Never Ending Story
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:01 am
by Purpura
Heffalumps and Woozles...This caused Churchy to run around in fear for her life...
"Churchy really doesn't drink alcohol or handle it all that well, Grumpy Pirate." Purpura said in a firm tone to the GP."She'll change the story on ye if'n ye keep a tryin' t'get her t'drink yer fav'rite bev'rage. Purpura handed Grumpy some bottles that looked like rum, but had pink ribbons tied to them."If'n ye wanna make th'lady happy, give'r these, but don't ye drink'm, They're act'lly Coke in disguise. We c'n call them "Churchy's special 'Rum' And they're jest f'r her, Savvy?"
Purpura then escorted Churchy to a bedroom in the castle where she slept off the rum and then got escorted back to the SGT people who were ready to...