Stupid Guest Tricks

a red Ferrari, but....

He wrecked it, as he drove it at 120, not knowing how to shift, and didn't understand why no one would get out of his way. Despondent over his apparent beginnings of being an SG, he wanderer off, never to be seen again. Meanwhile Taralee, who had grabbed a churro and DoleWhip was wandering down main street, when an SG came up to her and Said....

"When is the three o'clock parade?" As just at that moment, Princess Giselle, came down the street in her white horse drawn carriage. She waved at Taralee and then...

Realized that she was in the wrong parade, so she jumped down and standing next to Purpa and TaraLee said, quick, take me to my kingdom, but to her suprise, they had not yet built HER castle yet, so she settled for a room at....

the Fawlty Towers motel. She decided to go for a swim, but just as she dove off the diving board she realized that the pool had been drained, so she....

Did a triple lindy with a reverse twist and landed on her feet. She then decided to go back to Disneyland, and with TaraLee And DisneyMom, they went toward the enterence, but were stopped becasue the didn't have a....

plane ticket to Disneyland so the ladies joined the SGTs on the roof of the Haunted Mansion and pelted SGs with water balloons filled with whipped cream. I AM HUNGRY roared syndrome so the sGT crew followed the shrinking famished emaciated Syndrome ...........

To get an ostrich leg supplied by BW, but it turned out that all the SsssGees had replaced the Turkey with ToFU legs, as they felt that eating meat ruined the magic, so Churchy, DisneyMom, Susislicker, and TaraLee all began smacking the SssGees upside the head with the Tofu legs, but they fell apart, and the SssGees started yelling....

We wants the redhead! We wants the redhead!! But since none of the aforementioned SGTers were redheads, the SsssssGeeees were out of luck and started demanding refunds and freebies. This made the SGTers moan with disgust and....

Unleash the cracken....errr Churchy, who, with the aid of BW's flying Bongo, swooped down on them and pelted them with....