Stupid Guest Tricks

Wow, I can't believe that whazzup wants me to eat uncooked fish that has hit the face of an SsssGee and then the ground, so she packed it all into a round "fishball" and threw it at....

Grumpy Pirate, who happened to have his mouth wide open as the fishball came flying through the air and landed in the back of his throat. Choking on the semi-raw-fish-and-crabmeat fishball, he sputtered...

It right back out, as he was an accomplished muck ball player, and it landed directly in Whazzups mouth, where he swallowed it. Looking a little green, Whazzzup was given a pint of RUM from GP, when then helped him to his feet, and with DisneyMom, and Churchy, then began their quest for more turkey legs, which just happened to be....

Ostrich! "I knew it!" shouted....

DisneyMom, but Susislicker, who had joined the group, said "it tasts just like ostrich" and began eating them. But Churchy, dispondent over eating the last churro, began wandering toward...

KSR to see Wallaby. When she arrived, however, Wallaby was running into the ostriches with his truck to get more of their legs. "I knew it!" cried Churchy, and she...

decided to take a nap at the hotel. This left the SGT crew with a new person to pick on, TaraLee who gladly stepped forward to replace Churchy as the brunt of bad jokes. TaraLee whipped out of her pocket ....

"Bad Joke Repellant" which can be purchased at any....

gift shop at Universal Studios, as repellants are not allowed in Walt Disney World or Disneyland, as they have a negative connotation which is against Walt's philosophy. TaraLee realized that bad joke repellant had no effect whatsoever against the bad jokes she was now the brunt of so she....

bought a few cases which rolled up into the top line sales of the Bad Joke Repellant company that enabled the CEO to assist in the alleviation of the chronic luxury car famine. His first choice was...