Stupid Guest Tricks

Ella: "Oh heavens no!!! Anything that comes from -that- can't possibly be worth it. I'm going back inside and finish my chores."

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 20! My dear friend DisneyMom requested a Cinderella-themed pic this week, though I bet she's regretting that now. How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Afetr agreeing to go to Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique with Cindy. Wombat was ready for ,Build a Light-Sabre.

"Yes Mary, it is me, the lawyer for the angel Gabriel. Before we get to the Christ child thing, you need to sign this affidavit confirming that you are indeed a virgin and that you have not had any sexual relations with any man, or woman preceding this date and time. It's all here in the fine print....

Page 666, Paragraph 10, line 6. Yada...yada..yada..."

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Wow, did you all come through with some great captions this week! So with a wave of my magic wand: first, the Honorable Mentions: ktulu: "Before your Fairy Godmother gets started, I am here to inform you that there are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos."; Lynn A Ewing: "Sorry, honey. Due to budget cuts, you get me, the Hairy Fairy Wombat."; Don Kistler: "Um, Cinderella, be careful how you use that term 'fairy,' ok?"; DisneyMom with two: "Unfortunately for Brad, the 'Prince Charming' role went to another actor." and "The retainer for your Unfair Treatment of a Domestic Employee case is $3500.00... my rate is $400.00 per hour.... Maybe you should just go find yourself a Prince to help you with this mess!"; kcberlin: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and... wait, who are you?"; and, finally, G Scott Lewis: "After midnight, the Fairy Godmother changed back to a garden variety wombat. In a dress. With a beard. And a crappy attitude."



And today's winning caption comes from first-time winner Kay Strickland Hohes, who not only is my aunt but coincidentally is also married to my uncle! Congratulations, Aunt Kay!

Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 23! In March, there is madness. How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 23! In March, there is madness. How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

What do you mean we face Arizona next?
I want my Mommy.

Lowering the rim to eight feet opened up the game to many potential players who previously had no chance of competing.

See? A white man can indeed jump.


[Note: this is NOT a racist comment. There is a movie from the early 90's called White Men Can't Jump]

"You left the stepladder out of the picture right?"

Legal court…basketball court…I own both!