Stupid Guest Tricks

arses. Poor Little Piglet, so grateful to be saved by the SGTers, gave everyone FOL passes for everything and NSA for everything. The SGTers all hugged Piglet who said "I have to get to the character breakfast to serve bacon to all the Sssss geeees and that is kinda weird, isn't it?" But the SGTers patted Piglet on the head and said "Don't you worry your little hamhocks about it, Pooh and Tigger will protect you." so off Piglet skipped and the SGTers continued with their luau for Hobie who was in tears and shaking from island withdrawal at this point so the SGTers....

Began giving him RUM punch and other wonderful refreshments that he liked. They even squished up some mangos and papyas that they had gotten from the Tiki room, and mixed it with....

More RUM, the only thing that hobie would drink. Some of the female SGTers put on grass skirts and bikini tops and started doing the hula which made hobie swoon, along with the other male SGTers and they were catcalling and hooting so loud, that the SsssssGeeeees in New Orleans Square and what is left of Frontierland, complained that their magic was being ruined and they wanted compensation! "I'll give you compensation!" snorted Grumpy Pirate as he.....

Sharpened his favorite cutless, and checked his pistols to make sure the powder was dry! Then with the aid of Wallaby, he jumped on the safari truck and was driven to shore, where the Bongos were grazing. AS they approached, the Sss Geeees began chanting Fast pass fast pass!, So DisneyMom and Susislicker, who had hitched a ride on a flying Bongo, began pelting them with empty RUM bottles that the SGT'ers were draining as fast as possilbe, but just then....

they hear the rumble of the volcano on Waponi Woo which drives the SGs to buy steamer trunks and...

realize they are now working in the present instead of past tense.

Everyone laughed, as the third paragraph was started. The end of the second, so much shorter than the first, was a cause of celebration. Purpura looked around and asked,

Where is all the Orange soda, if this is Waponi Woo, and where is Joe, and the Tweedle Dee, and Oh by the way, I want a party, so that I can...

get beat by a fish...

Then have fruit smashed on my face, then dress in my new tux and go to a party where I will.....

do a face plant into a Igloo cooler looking for the last beer and being fished out by...