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BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for FEB 27! We're having an ice day in Dallas, but some of us still have to work. Fortunately I had the pic ready to go in advance! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

No folks. It's a cereal box,,,not a mirror.

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! Lots of funny entries this week -- though I admit to being surprised that there was only one "cereal/serial killer" reference, which is kind of the facial expression I was going for! First, the Honorable Mentions: Bob Littlepage: "Kicking off a week celebrating great anti-athletes."; darph nader: "Breakfast… now the scariest meal of the day."; DisneyMom: "In a new 'Watch Your Carbs' campaign, Wheaties has added a new and intimidating spokesmodel."; two from ktulu: "When Brad told his kids he was watching, always watching... he wasn't kidding." and "The look on your face when the flakes are not frosted and there is a lack of marshmallows in your breakfast cereal."; Alan AJ Irby: "Bruce Jenner - no longer the most disturbing box cover subject for Wheaties."; Woody Woods: "Brad was very adamant at the photo shoot that he would NOT reappear in 40 years as 'Ms. Wombat.'"; and Zazu: "When General Mills found there were no athletes available for Wheaties boxes who weren't tainted by rumors of drug use, they got desperate."



And this week's winning entry comes, appropriately enough, from my Vocal Majority brother G Scott Lewis, his fifth win and first of 2015! Congratulations, Scott!

Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 6! You know me -- I'm always up on what the kids are talking about on the internets. How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 6! You know me -- I'm always up on what the kids are talking about on the internets. How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Brad's thinkin to himself.
"There's sumpthin you don't see everyday. A beveled glass mirror with finely detailed woodwork and brass fittings".

Interesting. The color of the dress does not match the curtains, nor the carpeting.

I don't see what's all the fuss, this mirror is clearly brown.

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for MARCH 6! You know me -- I'm always up on what the kids are talking about on the internets. How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Clearly, this is not an accurate reflection of my client, your honor! She was obviously framed!

"You say that the dress was black and blue when you bought it, but now it's clearly white and gold? I think you definitely have a case."

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! First, the Honorable Mentions: ktulu: "Sorry, I only see in two colors: Baylor Green and Baylor Gold."; G Scott Lewis: "Mrs. Wombat didn't care about the multi colored dress. Mrs. Wombat didn't like that Mr. Wombat brought home the blonde that modeled it."; Anthony Bartholomew: "Well honey, the good news: 50% of the Internet say you don't look fat in this dress."; darph nader: "There's sumpthin’ you don't see every day: A beveled glass mirror with finely detailed woodwork and brass fittings."; and Lasolimu: "You say that the dress was black and blue when you bought it, but now it's clearly white and gold? I think you definitely have a case."



And -- it must take a fellow lawyer to think this way -- the blue ribbon this week goes to Woody Woods, his very first win! Congratulations, Woody (and Sic 'em, Bears)!

Thanks to all who entered! New pic coming on Monday!