Stupid Guest Tricks

Amphigorey wrote:This is why there are minifridges full of Gatorade backstage at all character locations.

Powerade. The lemon-lime kind. Blech.

BRWombat wrote:<sigh> Look what you started, Churchy. :)

How did I start something here? Why blame me for your ADD and spectrum like qualities. I went back like 4 pages and like nothing I said was that bad unlike someone who once talked about his yucky, his words, butt ouchie.

So back to talking about gatorade and carbuncles I guess. I can think of some fun stuff to talk about like a Wallaby and his ...

Back to reading about DLR park deaths and maiming for another thread. Everything lately in my life is about food and lately that thread has me talking about creamed so much I want creamed corn.

Not to be too on topic, but I stopped a line jumper once.
I ended up getting sucker punched in the face 3 times later on in the line.

I guess people who break the rules can get really out of control.

Big Wallaby wrote:Is there anything beyond discussion here at SGT?

No, I don't want to hear about antidisestablishmentarianism. Or pooping hippos.

I had a good rant a while ago of that theme park overseas with the Farting Dog ride and the animal statues with huge breasts.

drcorey wrote:I had a good rant a while ago of that theme park overseas with the Farting Dog ride and the animal statues with huge breasts.

They are back for your nauseating amusement,
http://www.gadling.com/2007/05/27/very- ... rks/print/
http://malcolmsscanidtrip.blogspot.com/ ... heden.html

http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/fake- ... donald.jpg
http://www.thestandard.com.hk/newsimage ... OWHITE.jpg
That is from the Chinese fake Disneyland, lol.
http://www.gadling.com/2007/05/03/chine ... and-clone/

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/vi ... &start=225
Now to freak out even the bravest soul I present the Starflyer. Imagine chair swings spinning at 40+ MPH and that is not too scary. Now imagine the Maliboomer with the chair swings at the top. 150 feet above ground and all that holds you in is a chains and not much more.

You can make line jumpers jump really high, if you grab them just right....

drcorey wrote:You can make line jumpers jump really high, if you grab them just right....

Vise grips help, too.

BRWombat wrote:Vise grips help, too.

Now HOW they gonna jump if you use vise grips on their.....OH!!!!!!!!

(bummer for them if parts get left behind!!)

nevermind!



RUM?

BRWombat wrote:Vise grips help, too.

Use the original ones that didn't have the release handle. :twisted:

If possible, use jumper cables connected to a high voltage battery. That will definately put the JUMP in jumper cables! Especially if connected at just the right places.... :twisted: