CMs and First Aid

Ms. Matterhorn · Post by **Ms. Matterhorn** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:35 pm

Welcome, Danmedix!

danmedix · Post by **danmedix** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:15 am

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Welcome, Danmedix!

Why, thank you

CBeilby · Post by **CBeilby** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 2:45 pm

Welcome.
The Marsupials will be along to give you a proper welcome presently.

BRWombat · Post by **BRWombat** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:09 am

And at just the mention of marsupial magic, one of us appears...

Danmedix,
:welcome:

to

from :wallaby: and :wombat:

!!! :D: :D: :D:

danmedix · Post by **danmedix** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:36 pm

WOOHOO! The march of the marsupials! I'm touched! Thanks guys!

svickersart · Post by **svickersart** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:31 pm

CMGUY89 wrote: First Aid people have a bunch of good SG stories. I've told this one before but a woman went to AK First Aid complaining that her eyes were burning and saying that Disney should warn people before they spray chemicals in their eyes. Well the nurse asked some more questions and found out she was claiming that they sprayed chemicals in her eyes at HISTA over at Epcot, THE DAY BEFORE!!! When asked why she didn't report it then she said "I didn't want to waste my day at the park..." The nurse calls one of my coordinators, says that the woman has no redness, irritation, her vision is 20/20, and asks what kind of chemicals they sprayed, Only to find out it was water! It is distilled water that has no bacteria of any kind! Plus if she was wearing her glasses the water couldn't get into her eyes. People are dumb!!!

I'm suprised she didnt tell them it was dog snot, sounds like someone looking for a lawsuit to me.

Steve

drcorey · Post by **drcorey** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:40 pm

svickersart wrote:I'm suprised she didnt tell them it was dog snot, sounds like someone looking for a lawsuit to me.

Steve

freak them out, say it is a special chemical they bought on sale from the army, and some people have reported they grew another foot. but now they sure look funny with 3 feet... :D:

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:54 pm

drcorey wrote:freak them out, say it is a special chemical they bought on sale from the army, and some people have reported they grew another foot. but now they sure look funny with 3 feet... :D:

Or better still, tell them that WDW and the CIA are looking into crowd/person control via dihydrogen monoxide from monsanto , and that she needs to come back once a year to check in!!!

hehehehehehe

Cranbiz · Post by **Cranbiz** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:28 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Or better still, tell them that WDW and the CIA are looking into crowd/person control via dihydrogen monoxide from monsanto , and that she needs to come back once a year to check in!!!

hehehehehehe

Better watch out for Dihydrogen Monoxide. It's nasty stuff. Just look what it did to those people and homes in DeBary and over in Broward county.

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:27 pm

Cranbiz wrote:Better watch out for Dihydrogen Monoxide. It's nasty stuff. Just look what it did to those people and homes in DeBary and over in Broward county.

The sad part is that it has shown up in every home and building in America!!!

This substance has been know to cause death in some circumstances!!!!

And yet it is well documented that some parents insist on giving it to their children!!!

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