According to an AP, I'm a "LIAR!"

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I could be wrong, but I think they used to say McDonald's did the same thing--secretly gave some of there company products to Satanic groups. Don't know who started that. Maybe it was spread because of the Amway thing, to "legitimize" the P&G charges. If you want to succeed in business, you don't do it by slandering the competition, you do it by having a better product than your competition.

A fun site to read about this stuff is the SNOPES.com web site. They collect all the stories, rumors, and so forth. Some of the stuff is pretty funny!