A woman I worked told me about "the movie." She said her and all her friends basic reaction was, "He puts what where?!?!" :twisted:DisneyMom wrote:HeeHeee, I remember being about 10 years old and all the girls and boys in 5th grade were separated and we watched a film (By Disney of course!) explaining "becoming a woman". All of us girls were pretty horrified at the prospect after that.
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I don't think THAT was a Disney Movie!!!!!!!!!hobie16 wrote:A woman I worked told me about "the movie." She said her and all her friends basic reaction was, "He puts what where?!?!" :twisted:
I think the one we saw just talked about how the body changes,ewwwww! :p:
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Randy B wrote:Well I DID resist the first suggestion that came to mind. This last week I was watching an episode of Red Green (if you don't know, don't ask) and he used two floor buffers strapped to his feet as an easy way to clean the floor. Unfortunately the two buffers tended to take off in opposite directions.
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I've seen slippers that double as little "brooms". You just slide your feet around (the packaging says that you walk normally, but then you leave all the dirt behind) and it gets most of the dirt into a little pile. What's more fun than that, however, is to slide across carpeting, then touch someone. Those slippers build a surprising amount of charge. :twisted:
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Maybe it was Miramaz. :D:DisneyMom wrote:I don't think THAT was a Disney Movie!!!!!!!!!
I think the one we saw just talked about how the body changes,ewwwww! :p:
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Go for the ear lobe. That way the shockee gets zapped and hears it too.disneyaddict wrote:Those slippers build a surprising amount of charge. :twisted:
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We get Red Green here.....Yea. :)
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Walt Disney Presents: The Story of Menstruation [you have been warned]DisneyMom wrote:I don't think THAT was a Disney Movie!!!!!!!!!
I think the one we saw just talked about how the body changes,ewwwww! :p:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kWR-rIKRe4
my personal favorite has to be about how you should still look pretty even when you're feeling like punching a stranger.
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And don't forget to wear makeup to help keep up your morale.smart1hermione wrote:Walt Disney Presents: The Story of Menstruation [you have been warned]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kWR-rIKRe4
my personal favorite has to be about how you should still look pretty even when you're feeling like punching a stranger.
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Well, I learned something.
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