Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom wrote:I think the Beer manufacturers add it in to create a dependence on DHMO
laced Beer!
Hopefully, not the RUM too!!!!!!!!

Wellll, some bartenders have found out the hard way, that you NEVER add it to RUM! (or any other drink!) unless someone asks for it, and only if it is injected into the alcohol at the correct surface tension gradient, which can be adjusted by having the DHMO portions in a temperature controlled enclosure for a period of time. IT is a VERY precise ratio!

Sad to say, some pirates that like RUM have come to require DHMO in that state, as part of the mixture!

DisneyMom wrote:Actually, Feline Fan, texting skills might be a help someday if someone became a MD-
OMG, this 81-M is a total GOMER, came in SOB & w/ CP but EKG doesn't show STEMI, just NSR & his 2pk/24/COPD is the prob,get an ABG,CBC w/Diff and chem 7, give him UD Albuterol HHN and Solumedrol 125mg IV post Peak Flow & send him via wc for a CXR PA and LAT, keep O2 SAT >90, & get a RBS,NIDDM x 10yrs. Dammit, why hasn't he f/u w/ his PMD? Call Pharm for his Rx. Who is his CG, I need to find out his DNR status.
only a small point, great post!
You never know, maybe in 10 years she could be the "opretive" doctor on your "Grammer".

Can you translate? I don't read text. LOL!!!!!!
Great one Disneymom! You rock!!!!!
The Princess :p:

DisneyMom wrote:I think the Beer manufacturers add it in to create a dependence on DHMO
laced Beer!
Hopefully, not the RUM too!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, one of the things that makes DHMO so evil is that once you are hooked on it, it is fatal to stop taking it. Yes, I am an addict. Someone gave me some as a child and I've had to ingest some every day since. In fact, I've got some on my desk with me right now.

Please don't tell my family. I'm trying to lead a normal life.

BRWombat wrote:Unfortunately, one of the things that makes DHMO so evil is that once you are hooked on it, it is fatal to stop taking it. Yes, I am an addict. Someone gave me some as a child and I've had to ingest some every day since. In fact, I've got some on my desk with me right now.

Please don't tell my family. I'm trying to lead a normal life.

Wombat, it is YOUR decision to quit. The day you recognize that you truly can't keep going on this way (DHMO dependent) we'll be here for you!
Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya.......

Princess Susi wrote:Can you translate? I don't read text. LOL!!!!!!
Great one Disneymom! You rock!!!!!
The Princess :p:

OMG, it's NBD!

BRWombat wrote:Unfortunately, one of the things that makes DHMO so evil is that once you are hooked on it, it is fatal to stop taking it. Yes, I am an addict. Someone gave me some as a child and I've had to ingest some every day since. In fact, I've got some on my desk with me right now.

Please don't tell my family. I'm trying to lead a normal life.

Your secret is safe with us. I too am an addict... of that, and chocolate(Oh the misery of living with a diabetic hubby and having to not have chocolate every day Sigh)

I don't consider myself a genius or MENSA material but I know that I love working at Disneyland and that cheerleading is a hard thing to do. I once knew a few girls that were on the Cheerleading squads in school, and they were pretty smart too. Don't know what they're doing now, but they practiced hard at their cheering and poses to try to rally the spirits of those playing football and those in the stands... I may not know what Uppy is talking about with the moves that the cheerleaders do, but I just wanted to put my 2 cents in.

BRWombat wrote:Unfortunately, one of the things that makes DHMO so evil is that once you are hooked on it, it is fatal to stop taking it. Yes, I am an addict. Someone gave me some as a child and I've had to ingest some every day since. In fact, I've got some on my desk with me right now.

Please don't tell my family. I'm trying to lead a normal life.

I had the same problem, but thankfully I was able to switch (slowly) to RUM!
(okay really diet coke) but every once in a while I slip a sip.....

Most of the information that I have read is that once you start, you are addicted for life, and must have it continously, without it you can die!!

uptown_girl44 wrote:I thought finishing up my undergrad studies then going to med school sounded like a better idea.

So babe, maybe you can explain to us how a Double Lutz or a Nollie Heelflip Varial Body Varial Slob Air helped you through med school. Once you're done will you volunteer to assist in third world hell holes or get involved with Doctor's Without Borders? Who knows, the poor little kid you help today may be on ESPN in a few years.

DisneyMom wrote:Actually, Feline Fan, texting skills might be a help someday if someone became a MD-
OMG, this 81-M is a total GOMER, came in SOB & w/ CP but EKG doesn't show STEMI, just NSR & his 2pk/24/COPD is the prob,get an ABG,CBC w/Diff and chem 7, give him UD Albuterol HHN and Solumedrol 125mg IV post Peak Flow & send him via wc for a CXR PA and LAT, keep O2 SAT >90, & get a RBS,NIDDM x 10yrs. Dammit, why hasn't he f/u w/ his PMD? Call Pharm for his Rx. Who is his CG, I need to find out his DNR status.

hobie16 wrote:So babe, maybe you can explain to us how a Double Lutz or a Nollie Heelflip Varial Body Varial Slob Air helped you through med school. Once you're done will you volunteer to assist in third world hell holes or get involved with Doctor's Without Borders? Who knows, the poor little kid you help today may be on ESPN in a few years.

:dropmouth :dropmouth :dropmouth DISNEYMOM!!! :dropmouth :dropmouth :dropmouth

HeeHeeeHeee! :twisted:

BRWombat wrote:BwaaaHaHaaa!!! :hysteria:
Wouldn't be surprised. This place has some of the sharpest banter that I've found anywhere.

Hopefully not bragging, but I qualify -- the LSAT (Law School Admissions Test) is one of ways to get in, and my score was more than enough. I never joined, though. The thought of paying dues to hang out with smart people never seemed that appealing to me. It was enough to know that I could.

After all, as Groucho Marx famously said, "I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

I would rather belong to Densa. They don't have any fees and I don't have to answer any stupid questions. LOL! ;)

BRWombat wrote:Unfortunately, one of the things that makes DHMO so evil is that once you are hooked on it, it is fatal to stop taking it. Yes, I am an addict. Someone gave me some as a child and I've had to ingest some every day since. In fact, I've got some on my desk with me right now.

Please don't tell my family. I'm trying to lead a normal life.

They have rehab for that. I am sure we could get Dr. Phil to do an intervention!

DisneyMom wrote:OMG, it's NBD!

WTF??????

hobie16 wrote:So babe, maybe you can explain to us how a Double Lutz or a Nollie Heelflip Varial Body Varial Slob Air helped you through med school. Once you're done will you volunteer to assist in third world hell holes or get involved with Doctor's Without Borders? Who knows, the poor little kid you help today may be on ESPN in a few years.

Hey, I know that manuver, that Nollie, uh , er heelflip...uh, yeah that one!. I tried that the last time I was drunk in a dive bar and fell off my barstool. Everyone held up cards that had "10" on them! Yay me!

HRH the Naughty Princess Susi :twisted: