Stupid Guest Tricks

A friend of mine has a wiener dog that chases squirrels and, well, my friend ends up tossing them into the creek behind his house where the snapping turtles feast.

They were used for hunting, and can be mean little bastards.

let me do the honors of shooting him!

honestly, that...thing that left the poor puppy in the car, then leaving without a second thought as to where the dog was, should not be allowed to live. he may as well have attempted murder! i hope one day, karma comes back to bite him in the ass big time, and HE should be locked in a hot car for an entire day. it's the least he deserves!

wow, sorry for that. i just get so infuriated when it comes to animal cruelty/abuse that i get carried away. i can even feel my face getting hot!

Flame wrote:wow, sorry for that. i just get so infuriated when it comes to animal cruelty/abuse that i get carried away. i can even feel my face getting hot!

Nothing to be sorry for. Just read the thread, most of us want him to be punished in more "imaginative" ways than just shooting him. IMO shooting is to good for him, I'm personally in favor of making him run/jog the monorail beam from Epcot to the TTC non-stop with a train right behind him to make sure he doesn't stop. Putting people on the service/emergency platforms would be a good idea too to make sure he doesn't try to escape. Arm them with cattle prods, that'll make sure he runs even faster past them and not try to get off the beam.

Shorty82 wrote:Nothing to be sorry for. Just read the thread, most of us want him to be punished in more "imaginative" ways than just shooting him. IMO shooting is to good for him, I'm personally in favor of making him run/jog the monorail beam from Epcot to the TTC non-stop with a train right behind him to make sure he doesn't stop. Putting people on the service/emergency platforms would be a good idea too to make sure he doesn't try to escape. Arm them with cattle prods, that'll make sure he runs even faster past them and not try to get off the beam.

ooh, that sounds fun! and if he falls off the beam...oh well! :twisted:

Flame wrote:and if he falls off the beam...oh well! :twisted:

The world will be a MUCH better place!!!

Especially if he falls on top of Brazilian cheerleaders.

mechurchlady wrote:Especially if he falls on top of Brazilian cheerleaders.

Brazilian, smoking, lesbian, stroller using, cheerleaders.

mechurchlady wrote:Especially if he falls on top of Brazilian cheerleaders.

A two-fer!!

10 dollars is nothing when it comes to boarding a dog for a day.... I am very surprised that is how much it costs at Disney... before my dad passed away in 1995, we owned a boarding kennel up in PA. It was the most popular in the area for price and treatment... we charged 7 dollars a day. at that time i would have imagined Disney charging $15... Disney charging $10 today is a bargain, most places you can't board a dog for less than $12 - 13... So there is absolutely no reason someone should forgo using the kennels on property - its cheap. And sometimes your puppy gets a magical moment! (I know because my fiance has had to go photograph dogs before for one! lol.)

So we have a Doggy Dream Squad, eh?

I love the working theory of one of my fellow drivers on the Dream Squad and giving dreams to Cast Members. He says that they get the random list of people to whom to give dreams, and when they see that the department is Bus Operations, they see "Bryan the bus driver!"... uh, let's pick someone else...

Man, the wit of the idea just doesn't come through in type...