Stupid Guest Tricks

Kwahati wrote:This reminds me of a friend of mine telling me "True love is when you're willing to sleep in the wet spot without saying a word about it!"

Kwahati, Thanks for this. :D: Just sent in E m to SO. Let's see how soon I get a response. ;) & he thinks this is only for Disney posts

[quote="Main Streeter"]Originally Posted by BRWombat
Sounds like a Hawaiian thing. Comments, hobie?
Yo hobie......we are waiting. ]Um... well... ahem... I was trying to avoid this one.

Man walks into a bar and orders six double bourbons and the barman asks the man what his troubles were. "No troubles", said the customer "In fact I am celebrating".

"Celebrating what?" asked the barman.

"I have just had my first blowjob". came the reply.

"In that case let me give you a seventh double on the house" replied the barman.

"No Thanks", said the man "If six don't get rid of the taste nothing will!"

As far as pineapple, it must be the emzymes. It's suppose to be great for the digestive process.

Kwahati wrote:"What's so bad about violins on television?"

Edited to add: this is so before my time that I'm not even sure who said it...I do know it's an SNL thing, though...

Gilda Radner as Emily Latella. She also complained about the "deaf penalty" and "presidential erections."

Emily Littela: And in other news, there's too much violins on TV. There's too much violins on television. They should put the violins on at eleven after the kids are asleep.
Chevy Chase: Um, Emily, that's violence, not violins.
Emily Littela: Never mind.
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Chevy Chase: Here with an editorial reply is Miss Emily Lattella.
Emily Lattella: What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television? Why don't parents want their kids to see violins on television? I thought the Leonardo Bernstein concerts were just lovely, now, if they only show violins on television after ten o'clock at night, the little babies will all be asleep and they won't learn any music appreciation. They'll learn to play guitars, and bongo drums and go to Africa and join these rock'n roll outfits and they won't drink milk! I think there should be more violins on television and less game shows, it's terrible the way...
Chevy Chase: Um, Littella, that's Violence on television. Not violins.
Emily Lattella: Oh, well that's diffrent. Never mind!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afi2xeM5ZSI

BRWombat wrote:Gilda Radner as Emily Latella. She also complained about the "deaf penalty" and "presidential erections."

Well, to de-rail this with my favorite topic of obscure movies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJwJ3L7A5L0

It's from a film called "It Came From Hollywood" starring Gilda Radner, Dan Ackroyd, John Candy, and Cheech and Chong. It was basically "MST3K" about 15 years before "MST3K" was ever thought of.


I paid to see this movie 6 times.. Fantastic..

JugglingFreak wrote:Well, to de-rail this with my favorite topic of obscure movies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJwJ3L7A5L0

It's from a film called "It Came From Hollywood" starring Gilda Radner, Dan Ackroyd, John Candy, and Cheech and Chong. It was basically "MST3K" about 15 years before "MST3K" was ever thought of.


I paid to see this movie 6 times.. Fantastic..

That movie was awesome!

Kwahati wrote:"What's so bad about violins on television?"

Edited to add: this is so before my time that I'm not even sure who said it...I do know it's an SNL thing, though...

What is wrong with the youth in Asia? (say it fast).

May as well keep this thread going in the wrong direction.
What is the bird of war?.....The hawk
What is the bird of peace?....The dove
What is the bird of 'true' love?....The 'swallow' :D:


(churchy is now tearing her eyes out)

Kwahati wrote:Okay: the way I heard the story, the professor answers "Well, that would be a result of the fact that the receptors for sweet tastes are on the tip of your tongue!"

I remember failing an assignment in a middle school science class because of the stupid tongue map, which has been proven to be wrong; all tastes can be detected anywhere there are taste receptors. :mad:

darph nader wrote:May as well keep this thread going in the wrong direction.
What is the bird of war?.....The hawk
What is the bird of peace?....The dove
What is the bird of 'true' love?....The 'swallow' :D:


(churchy is now tearing her eyes out)

Nope but I already know that you are uncouth and besides it is a thing some people like to do. Why would I freak out over that.

Assume means you make an ass of u and me
forget that remark as it is not low brow enough.
now I know another reason I never become a drunk.