Stupid Guest Tricks

Kwahati wrote:... I must say, you're quite twisted for being the board's token good boy! :p:

It's all a facade.

Big Wallaby wrote:You have me beat on the gears. I can drive with four, five or six and reverse. As far as the air brakes, they're easy once you get the feel for the lag.

I prefer PRNDL however I can do many gears, and a 2 speed rear end.

Wall, I had 4767 today, fresh out of the body shop. I wish that they would pay as much attention to the inside as the outside (No I did not scratch it either).

Kwahati wrote: you're quite twisted for being the board's token good boy! :p:

he is a lawyer and you know lawyers make the best actors. I think he is probably the ultimate bad boy here except for Zazu, maybe.

mechurchlady wrote:he is a lawyer and you know lawyers make the best actors. I think he is probably the ultimate bad boy here except for Zazu, maybe.

I plead the, um...

[THOUGHT MODE](Hmmm, let's see... what is it I'm supposed to plead when I'm guilty but don't want to admit it?... I mean, when I'm innocent and want to make the State prove it?... Um, the First Amendment? No, that's something to do with newspapers. And churches. And, um, boy scouts. Second Amendment? No, that's the one if you plead it the ATF starts getting interested in that completely nondescript shed and underground bunker in your back yard. I mean, in theory only. Third Amendment? Is there a Third Amendment? I really should remember this from law school. Let's see, the Fourth is unreasonable searches... that applies everywhere but airports. Fifth! Fifth is the one against self-incrimination!)[/THOUGHT MODE]

I plead the Fifth Amend...

[THOUGHT MODE](Aw, shoot. Is it "Amendment" or something else? I remember reading something about the Fifth Dimension. Was that from law school? Or is that a singing group? Hang on, time to head to Wikipedia and its 80% reliability... Hmmm... fifth dimension in physics... geometry... Aha! "In the fictitious universe of DC comics, the 'Fifth dimension' is the place from which Mister Mxyzptlk comes."

Okay, I'm really in left field now. What was I trying to do? Dang. I need a new career.[/THOUGHT MODE]

mechurchlady wrote:he is a lawyer and you know lawyers make the best actors. I think he is probably the ultimate bad boy here except for Zazu, maybe.

I rest my case as show by the previous post by Wombat who pretends not to know the commandments hrmph I mean amendments.

Tell me, Wombat, is your internal dialogue so external when you are in the courtroom? If so, I think your clients are in some real trouble.

It's part of the unfreezing process. He has no inner monologue.

BRWombat wrote:I plead the, um... Okay, I'm really in left field now.

darph & his damn cooler are there BR. At least you'll always have a drink in left while in "Thought Mode." :D:

GaTechGal wrote:It's part of the unfreezing process. He has no inner monologue.

Right. I am Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. (Phil Hartman RIP :( )

Big Wallaby wrote:Tell me, Wombat, is your internal dialogue so external when you are in the courtroom? If so, I think your clients are in some real trouble.

Again, I never said I was a good lawyer. :p:

Wow, that is crazy!