Stupid Guest Tricks

I'm going to miss you, Wall. Now it's just me against the world (no pun intended)

Is your transfer official and where are you going to? I know that it's been rumored that it's KS. You will make a great Safari driver, just as you are a great bus driver.

Good Luck and please keep us up to date. I hope you do not hurt any animals at Safari like you did that poor witttle bunny you kicked, lol.

Actually, I haven't even started the transfer process... I have two points worth of lateness that is due to the computer that I need to get off my record card, then I need to be there a full six months. However, tomorrow I am going to ride around with hhsrat a couple times on his safari vehicle.

I will keep you updated as I start the process.

And now that I will be easier to find than on a bus, I expect everyone here to come ride with me.

But the Safari has a better mesh with my personality, anyway. When I lived in Portland, the thing I wanted to do there was be a tour guide. Soon, for fifteen minutes at a time, I will get to do just that.

Big Wallaby wrote:Actually, I haven't even started the transfer process... I have two points worth of lateness that is due to the computer that I need to get off my record card, then I need to be there a full six months. However, tomorrow I am going to ride around with hhsrat a couple times on his safari vehicle.

I will keep you updated as I start the process.

And now that I will be easier to find than on a bus, I expect everyone here to come ride with me.

But the Safari has a better mesh with my personality, anyway. When I lived in Portland, the thing I wanted to do there was be a tour guide. Soon, for fifteen minutes at a time, I will get to do just that.

Good Luck on the Safari's ! Hopefully you'll get to train with Erik. He's one of the best, if not the best!
:)

So, if you haven't transfered from the buses by the time I get to WDW in October, how would I find you? I won't be staying on site, so no riding the buses to the park every morning.... do I just go up to the bus stands and whisper to each driver "Are you a marsupial?".

Morning
my boyfriend would be dragging me away in shame, or pretending he didn't know me.

:p:

Morning wrote:do I just go up to the bus stands and whisper to each driver "Are you a marsupial?"

Ooooh, kinky. I like it!

Actually, let me know your dates and I will keep you informed on where I am driving the days you are here. It is still a toss up. Safaris will be much nicer.

And hhsrat, if you wanted me to stay out of Safaris, you did a piss-poor job at that :D: . Great ride, my friend, and great to meet you. You had quite a few facts that I hadn't heard on the safari before. It was also nice to see someone use a tool in the theming that had been so obvious to me that it should be used... the dead end right after Monkey Canyon (or whatever land feature it's named). I'll have to ride with you again for material to steal. I'll do the spiels the way they want, but where and when I can, I will also add my own factual information (with the help of the people in husbandry, of course), and let's see if I can get a similar reaction at the end of Safari that I did on the buses... except that it's not about the humor (although there are some good places and times to use it). I went once with another driver after you, and I call him a driver because he didn't seem all that into it. Just passed right by the gunfire SFX before they went off. I barely heard them in the background after we were pulled away. Definitely preferred your good timing. It was obvious that you were enjoying yourself on KSR.

Big Wallaby wrote: And hhsrat, if you wanted me to stay out of Safaris, you did a piss-poor job at that :D: . Great ride, my friend, and great to meet you. You had quite a few facts that I hadn't heard on the safari before. It was also nice to see someone use a tool in the theming that had been so obvious to me that it should be used... the dead end right after Monkey Canyon (or whatever land feature it's named). I'll have to ride with you again for material to steal. I'll do the spiels the way they want, but where and when I can, I will also add my own factual information (with the help of the people in husbandry, of course), and let's see if I can get a similar reaction at the end of Safari that I did on the buses... except that it's not about the humor (although there are some good places and times to use it). I went once with another driver after you, and I call him a driver because he didn't seem all that into it. Just passed right by the gunfire SFX before they went off. I barely heard them in the background after we were pulled away. Definitely preferred your good timing. It was obvious that you were enjoying yourself on KSR.

Soooo, what you're saying is I need to find yet another awesome CM and enjoy the show?

I need to make notes...

Churchy at WDW: Sir, can I have a prize from your pouch.
Bus Driver: What?
Churchy: You said I could have a prize from your pouch, let me stick my hand in you pouch and find it.

Security hauls Churchy away after she gropes an innocent bus driver who by the way was African American, 5'4 and 145 pounds and 59 years old. :D:

mechurchlady wrote:Security hauls Churchy away after she gropes an innocent bus driver who by the way was African American, 5'4 and 145 pounds and 59 years old. :D:

Oh oh, fantasy bus driver.

mechurchlady wrote:Churchy at WDW: Sir, can I have a prize from your pouch.
Bus Driver: What?
Churchy: You said I could have a prize from your pouch, let me stick my hand in you pouch and find it.

Security hauls Churchy away after she gropes an innocent bus driver who by the way was African American, 5'4 and 145 pounds and 59 years old. :D:

Hey, what's his complaint? You did ask politely before groping him. :D: