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Re: What you said / What they heard

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:02 pm
by Cheshire Figment
delsdad wrote:On behalf of the BDoSGT, Nolilyonmygrave, Welcome !!
Help yourself to a refreshing beverage !! :coke: :pepsi: :beer: :rumncoke: :coffee: :biggulp:
At the water parks bag check is done for coolers only by the Greeters. If I am checking a cooler and see non-Coca Cola Company products I will apologize to the Guest and tell then that due to contractual requirements, Guests are only allowed to bring in Coca Cola products. Of course I will only do this when I am sure there are no alcoholic beverages or things in glass containers. Then I will "relent" and allow them an exception for this time only. Usually gets interesting reactions.

Re: What you said / What they heard

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:11 pm
by nolilyonmygrave
I can just imagine how many irate parents you get with that one.

Re: What you said / What they heard

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 1:17 am
by glendalais
(At the Parking Lot Toll Booths)

What I Say: STOP!!! *waves stop sign*

What They Hear: Oh, you don't need to stop, nor do you need to pay for parking. We're just here to wave at you as you enter the parks. Please continue driving forward, completely ignoring us!

Re: What you said / What they heard

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 4:43 am
by Bryzo
What they say: Excuse me... do you work here?

What I say: Yes ma'am, how can I help?

What they hear: No. This CM badge is clearly fabricated. I need to find someone else.

And they actually... walk away... :confused:

Re: What you said / What they heard

Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 10:42 pm
by Darksin
What my friends ask me: Do I really have to pay for parking at the Transportation and Ticket Center/MK Parking Lot?

What I say: Depends, how much do you love me?

What they heard: I'm a bitch and I won't tell you how to do it even though I know how.

Re: What you said / What they heard

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:19 pm
by tommy_b
mentu wrote:what was said:
I'm sorry, but I do not know how long the Haunted Mansion will be closed due to technical difficulties

What they heard:
I know exactly when the ride is coming back up; I want to ruin your vacation and make you have to keep coming back checking to see if it's open again. Besides, I get a longer break.


What was said:
Please move all the way into the chamber please

What they heard:
I would like the first 20 people to stand in the middle of the stretch room, thus blocking everyone else from entering and ruining the flow of guests.


What was said:
Aladdin and Jasmine have to fly back to the palace b/c Iago and Abu are fighting again. They'll be right back.

What was heard:
Aladdin and Jasmine are leaving forever and will never come back. Please push your children forward to take a quick picture.
Scary how right on all those are.

Re: What you said / What they heard

Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 3:52 pm
by Dann_of_Thursday
DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:What was heard: Sorry, this attractions is closed for technical difficulties. Please check back with us a little later.

What was meant: Yes, we are closed, go away!! If we are standing at the entrance and no one is entering the line, that means we are not working no more!! Why are we closed?? CUZ YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!!!!
HAHAHA awesome. Just awesome. :cool: