Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by darph nader » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:08 pm

ktulu wrote:Sure, why not!

MS, I'm typing this small because we know darph won't be able to read this. I gave in on this one, no need to make his head expolode more than once per day!
Hey ktulu,I wear bi-focals. You are 'sooo' busted. :twisted:

And sorry MS, I'm Agnostic. :o:



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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by Main Streeter » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:40 am

darph nader wrote:Hey ktulu,I wear bi-focals. You are 'sooo' busted. :twisted:

And sorry MS, I'm Agnostic. :o:
You wear bi-focs? :eek: Not in your pics!! How old fashioned! :D: Agnostic? :confused: You've led me astray all this time. :( I'll Baptize you with a pine float. ;)



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Post by BRWombat » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:35 am

darph nader wrote:...And sorry MS, I'm Agnostic. :o:
It's an old joke, but are you also an insomniac dyslexic??? :D:


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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by ktulu » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:12 am

darph nader wrote:Hey ktulu,I wear bi-focals. You are 'sooo' busted. :twisted:
Nah, you read it wrong. And the are not called bi-focals, they are called beer goggles! They come free with liquid courage. The downside is when you're meeting ICSP for the first time and you ask if you can pet her shaved kitty, you're actually asking her husband...


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Post by Big Wallaby » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:55 am

[quote="Main Streeter"]I'll Baptize you with a pine float. ]Yeah, if he ever gets it into the same room as you. :cool: :D:


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Post by Main Streeter » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:26 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:Yeah, if he ever gets it into the same room as you. :cool: :D:
You are right BigW. :D: He'll go west & I'll be east just like last yr. :rolleyes: Chances of his STUPID pine float are slim to non - especially with those befocs. ;)



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Post by darph nader » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:05 pm

[quote="Main Streeter"]You wear bi-focs? :eek: Not in your pics!! How old fashioned! :D: Agnostic? :confused: You've led me astray all this time. :( I'll Baptize you with a pine float. ]

MS, I explained to you,the old goober in the photo we found on the street. He wore 'totally' different glasses than mine.
And you're right ktulu abt the 'beer' glasses,except mine are more like beer 'mugs'.

NOW, let's get back to illegitimacy. I actually feel sorry for people who are illegitimate,not being able to read a good story,the newspaper or even the owners manual for your remote control (you know,so you can change the batterys)



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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by ktulu » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:51 pm

darph nader wrote:MS, I explained to you,the old goober in the photo we found on the street. He wore 'totally' different glasses than mine.
And you're right ktulu abt the 'beer' glasses,except mine are more like beer 'mugs'.

NOW, let's get back to illegitimacy. I actually feel sorry for people who are illegitimate,not being able to read a good story,the newspaper or even the owners manual for your remote control (you know,so you can change the batterys)
Oh man you crack me up!


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Post by Ms. Matterhorn » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:57 pm

BRWombat wrote:It's an old joke, but are you also an insomniac dyslexic??? :D:
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Re: Rampant Illiteracy at WDW

Post by ICStupidPeople » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:06 pm

darph nader wrote:NOW, let's get back to illegitimacy. I actually feel sorry for people who are illegitimate,not being able to read a good story,the newspaper or even the owners manual for your remote control (you know,so you can change the batterys)
What does whether they know who their father was have to do with changing batteries in a remote?



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