Stupid Guest Tricks

^You're supposed to say that he and the rest of Arrowsmith are in the studio that the guy is about to visit.

Aerosmith actually...

Already used that line before and I try to stay away from using the same ones again. If she had asked if the whole band was here I might have, but since she was only asking about Steven...

Oh well.

Hey, speaking of Steven Tyler. My boyfriend was working Space when he came on the ride. My boyfriend is a huge fan and for the first time in his over 3 years working there he had to get someone else to group him because he wasn't sure if he could control himself.

Well, every thing has them. Now, the Disney Saga as the All Star list.

Convention night again, and wow, IQ level, couldn't be lower.

Is this the tower of terror (At Rock n Roller Coaster...standing at Studio C)?
-Nope, this is actually the muppets 3-D

Is the the exit for the roller coaster? (Standing at the ENTRACE OF COASTER)
-Nope, this is actually the exit for Tower of Terror

-(After the speil says "Sharp drops, sudden drops and upside down manuevers) Does this go upside down?
-Nope, its all just one straight peice of track.

They might not seem like the best, but when your standing there looking at them...and around their neck is a giant card with a map...with bold print what each attractions is....you can't help but ask for a loaded gun...

Speaking of which, Im glad I taught that Marine Corps JROTC program with my grandfather because I still have access to the armory...with M-16s sitting inside..fifty of them..all operational...and we have ammo....and we have the pop warner convention tomorrow night (23,000 13-16 year olds running around the park)....and they wonder why I constantly ask if I can bring just one M16 in (Why? SO THEY'LL STAY IN LINE AND NOT SCREW ANYTHING UP!)

Oh yes folks, I do think evil sometimes :twisted:

IndyandMarion wrote:you can't help but ask for a loaded gun...

Just come to me, I have a loaded pistol on me, and I don't even have to sneek it into the park. Although just because I have a loaded gun on me doesn't mean that the people listen.

I would. But Im too lazy to walk that small distance from the break room to GMR.

Had a good one today (Bring out the Dogs good).

Guy ended up backstage somehow, not going to ask how he managed it but knew without a shadow of a doubt that he was not a CM.

Saw me and with the confused look on his face asked me if the parking lot he was standing in was Sunset.
Nope, this is actually the studios parking lot. (Then turned him around and booted him over the wall into the guest area.


On a side note had some guy breathing down my neck almost at Studio B today saying "Make eye contact with each guest"

Needless to say I was about to deck him with my elbow (He was in range). One for doing that, two for screwing me up during a speil.

Dunno if he was a newly brainwashed CP or some manager but it pissed me off when Im trying to do three things at once (That being keep track of how much time I have left, load the remaing people into the show and do the speil) and he decides to pull a stunt like that.

More HYSs to come this week as the slow week continues...and with a slow time, comes the slowest people of them all.

Hey, maybe I ran across you yesterday, I was there and on the coaster, but you probably aren't the smart aleck I encountered, since that was about the time you posted the above message. I asked where the parade started, i.e. which end of the parade route cause at Disneyland, at least it can vary. He started pointing out all these things, like it starts here, and follows this route, and you're here, etc. I just wanted to know if it started at the front of the park or the back so I knew if I could avoid it or not, after I was done at the coaster. Anyway, I gotta give him some sympathy cause I know he deals with idiots all day.

Yeah. I've got the extra magic hour that I work on tuesdays (Basically the morning shift). So I'm outta there at like 1-2.

A smart aleck eh? Plenty of those around the Coaster. Remember his name per chance?

No i can't recall...oh wait, i wasn... wow, the stupidity is rubbing off on me. Thunder CM's are little brats too, to the guests, that is, i want to learn thunder, the new kids at indy are too slow, and make me bored, and frustrated.

No, there were a few of them around and I don't remember any of their names. Since it was really, really slow there were like 4 or 5 CMs outside the entrance and we all started chatting. Compared IDs and everything. Ask about it, maybe one of 'em will remember.