Stupid Guest Tricks

Alabama gets posted all over Youtube and always ends up on national news. Once the national news stations had picked up the story Tom Brokaw could be heard telling the nation.....

That Disneyland was not in Alabama, and that Disneyland, where the concert was being held, was not on YouTube because it would mean an SG filmed it, and that all the chocolate was being provided by The rocky Mountain Chocolate company, that Susislicker had cajoled into providing it for free, which was a good thing, because.....

A Fight Broke Out in an IHOP When Barry Manilow Gave out Chocolate Laced With MRSA in a typical, exaggerated, exploitive twisting of the facts as the News tends to do. The Report included several SGs who said, There was a nurse there who confirmed that MRSA and Barry Manilow were both present at the IHOP, and one named Susi pulled a gun on us!
The unwanted Media blitz that followed caused.....

Purpura to beg for gingerbread from Disneyland and eggnog! She said "No alcohol in the eggnog either! However, if someone spikes it with beer we can give it to...

Darph after he finishes drinking the Christmas beer tree so he can...

Splice the main brace with Hobie, who had set sail towards Disneyland, trying to find the ICW to DL, but while he was pondering the charts, he received a call from...

the Void Ho schooner that had been manually reseting their GPS coordinates to make it look like they were off the coast of South Africa when, in reality, they were actually anchored off of...

Pt. Barrow, which meant that Hobie was just about to run into the paradise pier, but he then took a bearing on the....

Maiin Street and stopped at the castle, It was the bearing from a wheelie so Polar and Hobie ...

Looking very confused as to how they got a bearing on a point from a shoe, jumped out and joined in the fun with.....