Stupid Guest Tricks

causing her to itch, turn green and hop. She hopped to first aid and was cured but in her delirum said
Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty
Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty
Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty
Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty
Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty
Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty
Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty

The SGTs watched Wombat twitch repeatedly as Zazu said "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty for me please" so to IHOP they ....

hopped once more for a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty!and Wombat finally gave up and said, Yeah, bring me one of those things that everyone else is having...". So they all ordered a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty and enjoyed it with great delight, until...

unitl susislicker burped which made the SGTs laugh then they carried on their eating. New sentence oh my, said susislicker who had on her nose ...

guard, which protecter her while she ate. You see, she had developed a method of simply putting her face into the plate of food and inhaling, The SGT crew, impressed with theis method of eating, began to....

fling their food at each other, except for Wombat, who was enjoying his omelet (and not that other thing). Suddenly a crowd of APs stormed into the IHOP, demanding...

A rooty tooty fresh...but they were cut off in mid-demand by Wombat, who yelled, "thats all I can stands, I can't stands no more!!" and reached into his pocket and pulled out...

A Restraining Order against IHOP stipulating that not only could they not use ANY silly names for their breakfasts, they were also to absolutely NOT play Barry Manilow music and could only use Vocal Majority Approved Music in all IHOP restaurants! This confused IHOP management, who asked for a list of approved songs.The list included......

"Grandma got run over by a reindeer" that seemd to have been penciled in, but Churchy, standing nearby with a pencil in her hand, looked innocent and said she was waiting to give autographs out, but Wombat, seething in rightous indignation (or indigestion) said....

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:"Grandma got run over by a reindeer" that seemd to have been penciled in, but Churchy, standing nearby with a pencil in her hand, looked innocent and said she was waiting to give autographs out, but Wombat, seething in rightous indignation (or indigestion) said....

No,NO! Please, no Deer songs in front of Big Wallaby!(Big Wallaby still in mourning over his friend Bambi) So That song and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer were scratched out to spare Big Wallaby's feelings....Fortunately, Susi and Ralph's favorite songs were on the list, and they were....

"Chipmunks Roasting over an Open Fire" and "Wreck the Malls with Cows on Harleys"! The singing Marsupial said he was okay with those as he knew the words to the "Chipmunks Roasting Over an Open Fire" song. Also on the list was "Oh, Come All Ye Grateful Deadheads to the Concert"! These were well known to all because doesn't everyone listen to Bob Richards Christmas albums? Or at the very least they listen to Dr. Demento who often plays cuts from them...so Wombat broke out into the first chorus of "Oh, Come All Ye Grateful Deadheads to the Concert" and everyone....