Stupid Guest Tricks

Wound up having apple pie instead I will wait till Meghyn goes to sleep tonite to eat a meal so I can eat in peace. She is being a beast today. I already had her clean up the floor in the kitchen with a rag since she decided to crush quite a bit of cereal all over it in the span of like 10 minutes (she was playing with her giant foam blocks) Had to clean those off too :( No way was I getting back down there on my hands and knees and clean it. I did that last week. She made the mess she can clean it up. Tho she seemed to have fun doing it. Maybe I will just put her to work on it now....saves my knees.

I love cats. They taste like chicken,and they make a good target.

darph nader wrote:I love cats. They taste like chicken,and they make a good target.

Darph, I knew I liked you. Now I know why. ;)

Only deep fry them, with a touch of RUM!!

susislicker wrote:Nooooooo...I just wuv you guys.... and kittys too!
Wallaby, I am so happy that you are going to get three cats. Always better to have more than one. Cats make a house a home.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Mark Twain quotes:

"A house without a cat *may* be a home, but how can you prove it?"

or "Here Kity Kitty" - Drunken pirate, POTC attraction

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Only deep fry them, with a touch of RUM!!

My neighbors preferred dogs, lol, and cooked usually stir fried.

I had a roommate once who used to say,

"I can go out into a cow field, look a cow in its big, sad, brown eyes... and if I'm carrying a knife and a lighter, I still see a hamburger."

Was on the Hub just now, and on my work tab, I have it set to show me the temperature at 32830 (Disney World), Disneyland, and where I used to live in Portland.



I love living in Central Florida.

mechurchlady wrote:My neighbors preferred dogs, lol, and cooked usually stir fried.

Are they using the cookbook titled Twenty Ways To Wok Your Dog? It was written by Chef Eatchur Poochie.