Stupid Guest Tricks

Wombat did say Rooty Tooty Fresh n Frooty and was immediately slapped by a passing SG who thought Hobie was talking about him. A poll was taken and churchy's mom lost to Grumpy Pirate's family so the SGT crew headed to Grumpy Pirate's house where the met his ....

DW and the Grumpy pups, who proceeded to look for anything they could eat or at least chew on, when they came across Churchy, who STILL had red whips in her pocket! she then....

recanted, sobbing, the absolute slander that Wombat would ever say, you know, that stupid breakfast name. Wombat forgave her completely, on the absolute condition she never say it again. Meanwhile, Wallaby wondered why this thread was taking so much time and effort, but Hobie reminded him that...

...he should keep all hands, arms, legs, heads, and other body parts inside the moving vehicle at all times and to be sure to watch your children if they are riding with you. Wallaby then proceeded to...

offer Bag Balm to Grumpy Pirate's wife, Susi and Ralphie who were delighted that he cared so much! They were all so happy, Big Wallaby thought he should market "Pouch Balm" which was made of.....

the leftover grease from the Rooty Tooty Fresh n Frooty breakfast! But since they decided to move on, they continued north to the one and only Disneyland, where they found....

That DL was already marketing a similar product, which was called.....

"Wombat and Wallabys hopping good marsupial hand cream!" which everyone on the tour got a free tube of it, and Churchy, thinking it was a relish for her churro....

ATE SOME, and now Churchy began to hop around! The SGTers scrambled to follow her, and the first place she hopped to was.....

City hall, where she filled out thank yous for all the CM's working that day, because she was having a hopping good time, not realizing that it was the effects of a product that was....