Stupid Guest Tricks

RUM, because contrary to popular belief, Shamu didn't work for fish, after all, he was a seafarin mammal! So, with a drunken Killer whale giving rides, the SGT crew had a fine stopover, then DisneyMom said, hey lets go to LEGOland, cause its just up the road a bit, now WHO here knows how to drive a bus??, and they all turned and looked at....

Big Wallaby, who HAD been in Margaritaville, so who else was qualified?At that moment a voice called out and said,

"if you get on it, he will drive" which reminded everyone of a movie about a cornfield, but since most were hearing other voices, they stumbled onto a double-decker bus parked near the dolphin pool, and.....

Cranbiz! He said"I'm not gonna drive unless I get a whole case of Beverly!"
Then someone handed him a whole case of Star Trek TNG Dvds, featuring "Dr. Beverly Crusher."

He then drove everyone to Legoland, and Purpura showed everyone where there used to be a "Rock Concert" It was a group of rocks that sang "We will rock you" in a Basalt voice, rather gravelly at times. Then everyone went on the boat tour, and laughed when they saw the giant q-tip making George Washington's eyes cross. Then Mainstreeter..............

Started going on the fireboat ride, but a Legoland employee, who did not like any of the park goers, and was an SG when he went to DL, said to Mainstreeter...

"You do realize that Dr. Crusher is not in Season Two of Star Trek: The Next Generation, don't you?" Mainstreeter laughed, because honestly, who would be geeky enough to know that off the top of their head?

Just then a deer appeared, walked up to the bus, and...

said in godfather-like voce, "I'ma looking fora Big Wallaby, I hava offer he canna refuse." Big Wallaby, with his chest pushed out walked up to the deer and said ina teeny-tiny wittle voice "what?'and the deer...

Started to pull an antler from behind his back, and the antler had a silencer attached to it! Just then Disney security jumped out and tackled the deer, and dragged it off. The security leader then told Wallaby, that they had been tracking the deer for some time, and that he could not breath eaiser, knowing that the got him, and that they were protecting SGT'ers no mattter WHERE they were. Then DisneyMom said...

ou should have known it was a hit deer because it's wearing a Member's Only jacket which prompted all the CMs working stores to cry out...

But they havn't sold members only for years, and on top of that, it must be a really big club to have so many members, but then Hhobie, fruity drink in hand, said......