Stupid Guest Tricks

like eating a lawyer. Vixed sobbed at the thought of eating Wombat so to distract her, Zazu ....

poured his coffee into her backpack, having mistaken her for an EsssGeee. Embarrassed, he called for Wallaby to bring...

doughnuts for the coffee and to show pictures of the deer who likes to mark his car..."See, it could be worse,"said...

The deer could have tried to sneak in a gun, and go on the Safari ride, looking for a certain marsupial, but the deer, was nowhere to be found, so the SGT'ers.....

decided to go to The International House of Pancakes to have some breakfast! "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Pancakes!" said Wombat, "please pass the maple syrple..I need to make these cakes REALLY delicious! That's a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Frooty!" combo he said, which was what everyone was having at IHOP! Disneymom was enjoying her pancakes so much she.....

Ate TOOOOOO Many, but then, so did everyone! Everyone was groaning that they were tooooo full, and just then,

Forgot that Wallaby had a problem, that every time someone said IHOP he would bound over the table, and thinking it was his plate, begin to the the bacon from everyoens plate! Churchy, seeing this, pulled out her .......

eraser and changed a previous entry in the story, since Wombat would never utter the words "Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity" in any context, ever -- and, for the record, prefers the Butter Pecan syrup.

That wrong having been righted, Churchy also pulled out a bottle of Valium for Wallaby to help control his jumping. Unfortunately, the pills actually were...

A very strong laxative that she carried for educational purposes, (mostly putting in SG's food when they wern't looking) and gave a few of the pills to him, telling him they were "calm down pills" a term that she saw in a three stooges movie, but just then...

a tram pulled up outside the front of IHOP and all the SGTers piled on to it, even the lawyer who DID TOO say Rooty Tooty, Fresh n' Frooty, even tho he did not know it, because he was talking in his sleep (LOL! ;) ) and just at the very moment the tram was to leave , Churchy's calm down pills hit Big Wallaby and....