The Never Ending Story

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Captain Cooks genuine seafood eporium and bowling alley, with, of course, Captains Morgans RUM, served in a really neat plastic coconut, with a bright red led straw, and while that was happening, Churchy......

[mechurchlady]

drinking her nonalchoholic punch and eating ....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Cheetos and gingerbread, which she had gotten from....

[DisneyMom]

Grumpy Pirate, and Churchy gave Grumpy Pirate a BIG HUG, to which he exclaimed....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Ooooooo!! girl cooties, and with that, ran to get some RUM, to use as a disinfencant, of course from the INSIDE!! So while that was going on, DisneyMom was...

[DisneyMom]

Laughing Maniacally as it was so cute to see Grumpy all Flustered! But then she realized he had turned all red from.....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Rum, AND had his favorite cutless in his hand, getting ready to give an SG a "run through" of what A pirates life was REALLY like, so he......

[DisneyMom]

Growled, "On Deck You Scabrous Dogs!" and SGTers and SGs lined up in stunned obedience....Grumpy then continued with the Rum-soaked speech, and called all present......

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Ta be ware 'O ta press gang, an ter sharp'in yer cutless, an be keep'in yer powder dry, as scallywags abound about Ta land O' ta mouse, and be hell bent ona keep'in ta seekers O'merrment and mirth from a gettin ta treasure they be a'deservin! So make ta scoundrels that be know as ta Ssss Geeee's walk ta plank, and be explainin ta Ol Davy Jones why they be bad shipmates!! and with that....

[mechurchlady]

the SGs in unison say "What a lame show!! HRMPH" and they stormed off to City Hall to complain. When the SGs were gone Grumpy Pirate smirked "Fooled them didn't we" and the SGTs rode POTC .....