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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:26 am
by leftcoaster
"What's your name?" (Asked by dumb blonde)
"Heywood. Haywood Jablome"
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:28 am
by Stduck
While standing at the Foyer at the Mansion in full winter gear minus scarf and gloves.
"Are you cold?"
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:54 am
by goose
If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 3:54 am
by GMC
"roasting actually, mind holding my cloak for me?"
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 4:02 am
by Stduck
GMC wrote:"roasting actually, mind holding my cloak for me?"
I was comfy....no guest is getting my cloak!
Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:12 pm
by Zazu
goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.
Any time a question I ask seems too complicated, I try to break it down into smaller questions. In this case, "Is it the 'frozen' or the 'lemonade' part that's giving you trouble?"
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:55 am
by LegoDan
goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.
i would say "Uh, it's frozen lemonade"
and repeat if they continue
if you act as dumb as a guest they will stop asking
Zazu Edited BBCode 25 Oct.
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:00 am
by Main Streeter
goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.
How abt]assume[/i] guests would understand. 
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:42 am
by coldfire409
How about just breaking everything down. Tell the idiots that it's lemon juice, which is a fruit grown in subtropical areas, with some sugar added, which is a tropical cane type, or beet substance with water added to that which is comprised of 75% of the planet taken and placed into a freezer which is an appliance with the internal tempature taken down to 32 degrees. Usually when you start breaking it down to that they will take off.
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:04 pm
by GMC
Main Streeter wrote:goose wrote:If anyone can think of a polite response for "What's the frozen lemonade?" Please let me know. I could think of nothing nice to say so I said nothing.
How abt]assume[/i] guests would understand.
you know i think it's best to tell them it's yellow snow, and really good, if you don't drink it too fast. or a lemon slushy.