Stupid Guest Tricks

CBeilby wrote:Oy! Enough with the Chuck Norris jokes. It's giving me flashbacks to being a WoW Gamemaster, and having to sift through chat logs from the Barrens!

Lasolimu, could you give me a safety spiel to put me out of my misery?

Chuck Norris beat WoW before it was programmed.

ktulu wrote:Chuck Norris beat WoW before it was programmed.

Yes,Chuck Norris beat WoW before it was programmed, but then he created the program, then he beat WoW again.

Last I heard, the new monorail color was to be Peach, but that too is just a rumor until the new color is actually revealed.

ktulu wrote:Chuck Norris fills in for Chuck Norris while on vacation.

Chuck Norris does not need to fill in for himself, as everyday is a vacation for Chuck Norris.

Edit: Oh, and it is not so much that Chuck Norris beat the game of WoW before it was programmed, but that the game is based on Chuck Norris' trip to that world.

avengador1 wrote:Last I heard, the new monorail color was to be Peach, but that too is just a rumor until the new color is actually revealed.

I hope not- to me, that's too close to Coral..unless they make it a really yellowy-orange color of peach...

PatchOBlack wrote:Chuck Norris does not need to fill in for himself, as everyday is a vacation for Chuck Norris.

Actually, much like God, Chuck Norris takes one day off a week, the other 7 days Chuck Norris is round house kicking evil.*

PatchOBlack wrote: Edit: Oh, and it is not so much that Chuck Norris beat the game of WoW before it was programmed, but that the game is based on Chuck Norris' trip to that world.

Loosely based on Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris' adventures. If the game were actually based on Chuck Norris' trip to anywhere, you would be transported there and probably round house kicked by Chuck Norris.

Lasolimu wrote:Sounds like you should be awarded a nice "I survived Barrens chat" t-shirt.

Dude. He asked for your help. You denied him. That's just harsh.

Here, let me go get a flame thrower. Why don't you start building the new monorails that every new person gets. It's more work than it seems. :D:

avengador1 wrote:Last I heard, the new monorail color was to be Peach, but that too is just a rumor until the new color is actually revealed.

Good heavens, no. Never.

kerbear135 wrote:I hope not- to me, that's too close to Coral..unless they make it a really yellowy-orange color of peach...

And it would be ugly, no matter what peach color you made it.

ktulu wrote:Actually, much like God, Chuck Norris takes one day off a week, the other 7 days Chuck Norris is round house kicking evil.*.

Wait, & I know it's late in Ca. but if God & Chuck take one day off a week does this not give them only 6 other days to R H kick?

Also, do they both take the same day off? If so, what does that mean for the rest of us?

Main Streeter wrote:Wait, & I know it's late in Ca. but if God & Chuck take one day off a week does this not give them only 6 other days to R H kick?

Big Wallaby wrote:Also, do they both take the same day off? If so, what does that mean for the rest of us?

God got everything done in 6 days, despite Chuck Norris being awesome, Chuck Norris is not God ;)