Things to teach your child...

[Tinker Bell]

Oh boy! Kids are learning so fast! Here's another one:

Anything that Disney puts outside is for you to play. See that planter over at the other side? Go climb it! When the cast member tells you to get down and demands that you do it immediately then cry and say how she ruined your trip. Disregard the fact that if you fall from there you will slice your head in two. After that I'll go and yell at her for saying something to you. "How dare you speak to my son!" :bbbat:


BTW, the :cherldrs: from the pre-parade today were awesome. Nice, polite, and well behaved young ladies and it was kind of sad we missed their performance. We don't get that everyday and to have it on thanksgiving was a special treat.

[turkeyham]

On Tuesday, the SG were bad at Disneyland.

If I run by a vending cart and swipe a drink from the display, maybe the cast member will not notice. Maybe if I do this twice, I can score drinks for my family. :twisted:

Hopefully these SG get caught, maybe they will have a nice police record for the holidays.

My friend had her cart hit a few times last week. If you can't afford adrink in the park, how did they pay to get in here? If it was a SG AP, if they are caught doing something like this, their passes are provolked, they are arrested and banned from the park. :twisted:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

On Tuesday, the SG were bad at Disneyland.

If I run by a vending cart and swipe a drink from the display, maybe the cast member will not notice. Maybe if I do this twice, I can score drinks for my family. :twisted:

Hopefully these SG get caught, maybe they will have a nice police record for the holidays.

My friend had her cart hit a few times last week. If you can't afford adrink in the park, how did they pay to get in here? If it was a SG AP, if they are caught doing something like this, their passes are provolked, they are arrested and banned from the park. :twisted:

As it should be!

Maybe the carts should have decoy products. A "fake" one that is just slightly higher out of the cart than the real ones, (for example a bottle of Coke) ANd when they grab it and run, the steel cable that is attacked to it plays out to its five or six feet length, then "Jerks" the bottle from the thief!!

hehehehehehe
if they escape, and then complain later, they can be given the "boot"

(you could also coat the decoy with an anti-theft powder/paint that only shows up under ultraviolet light.)

[DisneyMom]

As it should be!

Maybe the carts should have decoy products. A "fake" one that is just slightly higher out of the cart than the real ones, (for example a bottle of Coke) ANd when they grab it and run, the steel cable that is attacked to it plays out to its five or six feet length, then "Jerks" the bottle from the thief!!

hehehehehehe
if they escape, and then complain later, they can be given the "boot"

(you could also coat the decoy with an anti-theft powder/paint that only shows up under ultraviolet light.)

I like the steel cable idea! :twisted:
Maybe they could fill the decoy bottles with prune juice! :D:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I like the steel cable idea! :twisted:
Maybe they could fill the decoy bottles with prune juice! :D:

Hmm, good twist!

or a really STRONG liquid laxative, hehehehee

[DisneyMom]

Hmm, good twist!

or a really STRONG liquid laxative, hehehehee

I thought prune juice was a strong liquid laxative :p:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I thought prune juice was a strong liquid laxative :p:

there is actually a stronger stuff that, after ingestion, will make your next few hours a "restroom break"

hehehe

[hobie16]

Don't attach a cable. Set them up with dye packs that'll explode when they open the bottle.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Don't attach a cable. Set them up with dye packs that'll explode when they open the bottle.

Good Idea!, except the cable can be used over and over and over (hehehehehe)

Plus some SG would probably put the dye pack in their mouth, and get a free dental job!!

hehehehe

[DisneyMom]

there is actually a stronger stuff that, after ingestion, will make your next few hours a "restroom break"

hehehe

Hehehe, have given that stuff to patients before!
One called "Magnesium Citrate" could pass for Sprite if packaged properly! :twisted:
Better stick with RUM!