I'd like a kids meal for my....er, I thought you had him dear.

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Re: I'd like a kids meal for my....er, I thought you had him dear.

Post by hobie16 » Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:00 pm

DisneyMom wrote:DISIMPACTION! :eek:
YOU ASKED! :rolleyes: :p: :D:
That sounds almost as painful as a guy who's getting divorced and has his genitals removed through his wallet.


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:47 am

hobie16 wrote:That sounds almost as painful as a guy who's getting divorced and has his genitals removed through his wallet.
Isn't that a normal procedure for a divorce?


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Post by Randy B » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:58 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Isn't that a normal procedure for a divorce?
Well, either removal through the wallet or the anal orifice. Depending on the amount of wallet contents there are prior to the divorce. Either way they are removed.

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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:04 am

Randy B wrote:Well, either removal through the wallet or the anal orifice. Depending on the amount of wallet contents there are prior to the divorce. Either way they are removed.

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Plus a lot of Future ex-wives provide great information to law enforcement about things!!


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Post by hobie16 » Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:55 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Plus a lot of Future ex-wives provide great information to law enforcement about things!!
Future ex-anythings. I knew a girl that had been dating a minor dope dealer. She loaned him some money and, after they broke up, wanted it repaid. He kept shining her on and she kept waiting until she found out he bought his new babe a horse.

She told me to watch the papers for a bust that would happen in the parking lot of a well known electronics company. Sure enough, a week later there was a major bust. The supplier happened to be on his weekly route and the ex happened to be his first stop. Lotsa jail time!


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:56 pm

hobie16 wrote:Future ex-anythings. I knew a girl that had been dating a minor dope dealer. She loaned him some money and, after they broke up, wanted it repaid. He kept shining her on and she kept waiting until she found out he bought his new babe a horse.

She told me to watch the papers for a bust that would happen in the parking lot of a well known electronics company. Sure enough, a week later there was a major bust. The supplier happened to be on his weekly route and the ex happened to be his first stop. Lotsa jail time!
A frend of the family is a divorce attorney, some of the info he gets he has to pass on to law enforcement. Woooo, the IRS must love them!!!


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