Stupid Guest Tricks

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to pick wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars! (Drinking RUM!)

Naaaaawwwww, up there its either Molson or Moosehead!!!!

Keep posting, GP! You're about to hit 3,000!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote: OR this:
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I wish

vixen101485 wrote:

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote: OR this:
:chipenda:

I wish

I WAS trying to find one of Chris Farley in the SNL bit he did about chippendales!!!

I cant get him to wear some neato bikini like undies. Closest he has is a pair of boxers with Flamingoes on them. But yeah, the Chris Farley pic would be appropriate but with some holey boxers instead of the hot pants

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Keep posting, GP! You're about to hit 3,000!

Then what happens???

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Then what happens???

This!
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I am putting up the story and sign up thread for the flats today. I will put a link in my siggy so you can find it easier.

DisneyMom wrote:Ok, who here is posting in NO jammies? Just kidding, no one needs to know!
My mom used to work at International Rectifier (El Segundo) in the 60's, and brought home the old punch cards to make a wreath- Don't forget to Spray-Paint yours Gold! :p:
Yeah, they called it International Rectumfinder!!!!!

Wearing jammies! Don't we all? Or at least a night shirt? ;)
I just got new Thumper jammies at Disneyland this last trip. They are soooooo cute.

OH and they finally started making undies for women. They have Tinkerbell ones! YAY!!!!!! I was able to get some this trip. Found em at the Fantasia shop in the DL Hotel along with more socks and tee shirts.

Now if they would only make what they call **Plus** sizes in the cool jeans they have at Disneyshopping.com. They only go to size 14 there. I need size 18. Oh well, I guess I will have to learn to embroider and make my own Disney decorated jeans. If any of THE POWERS THAT BE at Disney who have anything to do with Disney clothing are reading this, MAKE LARGER SIZES OF THE CUTE CLOTHES FOR US CURVY WOMEN. We are NOT all sticks, contrary to poular belief!


I want to know what these wreaths are you speak of. My inner crafts lover needs to know. Can you post a pic? I do not remember ever making these.

Rectum, hell, almost killed him! LOL...that is an old one.....

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:This!
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Cooolllll, Party!!!!