Stupid Guest Tricks

Wow, two posts and I've dredged up such controversy! The things I've seen at that liquor store makes up for the lack of....prosperity that night. Exposed body parts, random make out sessions in the rum aisle. Random lesbian make out sessions in the tequila aisle. We even had one lady come in in a trench coat, walk across the store, take off the coat to reveal a nice matching stocking, garter, thong and bra set(red by the way) grab a bottle, pay for it and leave. Before she left she told us it was a dare....and to pick up our jaws. I've been taking pictures of the good, the bad and the ugly lately. But seeing how I'm only on a coupla days a week...it can be few and far between, on the good at least. The bad and the ugly is an everyday occurrence.


Dre

DreTheLiquorGuy wrote:Wow, two posts and I've dredged up such controversy!

It's not so much you... we could make controversy here over the word "the".

Big Wallaby wrote:It's not so much you... we could make controversy here over the word "the".

Yeah, why isn't it Thu? the 'e' makes the eh sound, not 'uh'...

it really should be thuh

ICStupidPeople wrote:it really should be thuh

Actually, when I do voiceover work, I pronounce it as "thee". "Thee" is the proper pronounciation.

And for my counterparts on the Left Coast, it's pronounced "San Dieg- OH", not "San Dieg-eou".

Big Wallaby wrote:Actually, when I do voiceover work, I pronounce it as "thee". "Thee" is the proper pronounciation.

And for my counterparts on the Left Coast, it's pronounced "San Dieg- OH", not "San Dieg-eou".

ooo...aren't we all hoity toity with thuh thee? lol

I can't stand when people say "elementry" instead of "elemenTARY" like it's spelled

my hubby says elementry..drives me crazy..thank FSM i don't let him talk much..

ICStupidPeople wrote:..thank FSM i don't let him talk much..

So I've looked it up and, without wanting to force my beliefs on others, I must declare: In the last hour, the Great Noodly One has gained another believer! If you have not been touched by His noodly appendage I strongly recommend you Google "Pastafarianism".

I feel like we need an FSM smiley! Zazu, a little help on this one, or too controversial?

ROTFLMAO @ FSM

That is too funny. I knew I liked Capt Jack for a reason (go to wikipedia and read about the pirates) Finally I have found my religion. Wonder if we could convert a few ppl.

Kwahati wrote:So I've looked it up and, without wanting to force my beliefs on others, I must declare: In the last hour, the Great Noodly One has gained another believer! If you have not been touched by His noodly appendage I strongly recommend you Google "Pastafarianism".

I feel like we need an FSM smiley! Zazu, a little help on this one, or too controversial?

I am still amazed at the people that don't believe actually..they have a GRAPH and everything...

Have you read the hate mail yet? It's classic

Kwahati wrote: I feel like we need an FSM smiley! Zazu, a little help on this one, or too controversial?

Nah, it's your choice if you want to burn in hell... :pitchfork

On the advice of our lawyers, the preceding post was meant to be humorous. The poster acknowledges that only God can judge someone. It should be further noted that today's drive home was a lot like the hell scene in Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, but with less humidity and it lasted way, way too long...

ktulu wrote:Nah, it's your choice if you want to burn in hell... :pitchfork

On the advice of our lawyers, the preceding post was meant to be humorous...

Wow...your lawyers have a pretty decent sense of humor...well, for lawyers anyway (BRWombat exempted, of course).

Beyond that: I choose not to burn in hell, but in the Brick Oven of the Noodly One's great Ristorante of Happiness! Speaking of which, I'm off to worship (by that I mean I'm taking my "family" to italian food for dinner). Night all! :D: