Stupid Guest Tricks

darph nader wrote:I don't remember heelies being part of my Boyscout uniform.
(of course that was a thousand years ago) :(

They never have made Heelies big enough to fit dinosaurs, Darph. ;)

ktulu wrote:Maybe he was working on a badge!

Ya think? ;) Well, as a fine humanitarian I just gave/earned him 2 crummy badges - in return he got a bit of my flesh. No boy Scout thank you or salute. :twisted: May he fall 3xs per day for 3 weeks. :D:

darph nader wrote:I don't remember heelies being part of my Boyscout uniform.

They let You be a Boyscout? Your Mother must have promised all the treats, & done a Mercy plea. :D: :p:

Main Streeter wrote:They let You be a Boyscout? Your Mother must have promised all the treats, & done a Mercy plea. :D: :p:

Hard to beleive,huh?
I 'used' to be good looking too, but that is a different horror story all unto itself.

Main_Street_Merch wrote:We should confiscate wheels at the entrance. Take names and have them available for pickup upon exit.

Amen! That would make my day.

Yeah, my day would be made by a nicely placed bullet in the parents heads who buy these shoes from the 11th, circle of hell. . .

Yep, they get their own circle.

Next up! Celebrity Boxing Round 4,000: Stupid Guests vs Heelies from Hell

IndyandMarion wrote:Yeah, my day would be made by a nicely placed bullet in the parents heads who buy these shoes from the 11th, circle of hell. . .

Yep, they get their own circle.

Next up! Celebrity Boxing Round 4,000: Stupid Guests vs Heelies from Hell

Kuul. Will this be on cable,or Pay-for-view?? :twisted:

I had the pleasure of seeing many kids using Heelies today. Of all places in a crowed narrow viewing room for my daughter's dance class. All kinds of unruly, unwatched siblings are already running all over the place and two girls with heelies are trying to figure out how to use them. One of them biffed it big time, luckily she didn't run over any of the other demon children running back and forth yelling. Then she got embarassed and got up to run to the bath room. Whenever I think I may want to start working a school in my neighborhood I get the pleasure of being around parents of the same economic background and see that they can be worse than the economically disadvantaged students I work with. At least my students are misbehaved because they have absentee parents, these kids misbehave and their parents think it is fine for them to learn how to ride Heelies in the middle of full viewing room. They are just being so darn cute. :mad:

Well, now that Coaster is back, and Indy ain;t bringing us too much from over there, I am glad to report the refurbishment didnt kill ALL the fun of the ride ;)

Heelies kid speeding down the exit ramp and missed the door :twisted:
WHACK! right into the wall!

These things are hell on earth on multiple levels for parents. Not only do you have to deal with the idiotic parents that buy them for their little darlings, you have to listen to your own kids beg for them. My older two act like they're a right of childhood, they're not. I told them they could have them when they lived on their own, paid their own health insurance, and could afford the medical bills for anyone they hurt. Yeah, I'm mean. :twisted:

Watched a highly coordinated girl about 8 years old crash into a big screen TV at Costco with them yesterday. I'd love to know what happened, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess it didn't involve the foot up the ass she deserved.