What you said / What they heard

[hobie16]

How'd you get a picture of the Disney Board of Directors??

I put on a turtle neck and jeans and pretended I was Steve Jobs.

[nolilyonmygrave]

What was said: "I'm sorry, we're not serving (menu item) right now, but we do have (similar menu item)."
What was heard: "Sucka! I totally just decided to mess with you and tell you we don't have an item!"

What was said: "I'm sorry, this side of the Beverage Island is closed for cleaning, but the other side will remain open for another hour or so."
What was heard: "Hahahahahahaha! This side totally tastes better than the other side, you should try and elbow your way through to our turned-off, empty machines to try and refill that mug you bought three years ago!"
What was also heard: "Exactly two minutes after we shut down the machines, we would totally love for you to come complain because your refill capability is now no longer 'unlimited'."

What was said: "Could you please repeat that? I didn't quite catch your order."
What was heard: "I am an imbecile who refuses to clean my ears out, so you should speak at the same volume, but significantly slower, thus clouding your words even further."

What was said: "If you go into this hallway *disney point*, make a right, and continue walking, you'll find the nearest bathroom. It is after the front desk, but before Sport Goofy."
What was heard: "Didn't you remember to bring your complimentary hiking gear to the food court? You'll need it to get your little monster to the bathroom before next Tuesday."

What was said: "Our prices are printed on the menu right above my head *disney point*"
What was heard: "Yes, I do have the prices of every single menu item memorized, I'm just too lazy to tell you."

[Big Wallaby]

Fantastic first posts, Nolilyonmygrave.

:sgthello:

The drink team and dragon should be around shortly. The dragon is harmless, once he gets done breathing all over you. Try not to vaporize like the last new person.

[delsdad]

On behalf of the BDoSGT, Nolilyonmygrave, Welcome !!
Help yourself to a refreshing beverage !! :coke: :pepsi: :rumncoke:

[security officer]

How'd you get a picture of the Disney Board of Directors??

HEY I SEE igar

[Lasolimu]

Greetings nolilyonmygrave, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

[CBeilby]

*follows behind to sweep up the remaining ashes*

[WWWD]

Put my cremains in one of those Disney Ipod docks so my kids will think of me.

[nolilyonmygrave]

On behalf of the BDoSGT, Nolilyonmygrave, Welcome !!
Help yourself to a refreshing beverage !! :coke: :pepsi: :rumncoke:

Beverages! NOOOOO! The PTSD is kicking in! :P or maybe that's the fire, I'm not quite certain.

[Main Streeter]

On behalf of the BDoSGT, Nolilyonmygrave, Welcome !!

What a good guy you are dels. Taking over BDoSGT while darph's computer is not cooperating. :( Thanks! & Welcome Nolily.