Stupid Guest Tricks

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:44. "Hey Fly Girl, give me some tassle................I'm going to DISNEYLAND!!!!"

Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular at DCA.

IndyandMarion wrote:Miss, you're about to leave your child behind. . . Oh, that's your husband.

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! DISNEY WORLD!

Both are from Cranium Command at Epcot's Wonders of Life pavilion. The first is voiced by the hypothalamus, the second by General Knowledge.

This pavilion was opened for the holiday season. No guess if it will ever open again. <sigh> Nice work in there, too. Plus it's the only place at a Disney park where you can see full frontal nudity (both sexes) and a cartoon about sperm!

Its still open until Jan 1st when it officially closes forever. . . . Again.

It's sad really. It's closed forever. Its open again. It's closed forever. Nope, it's open again.

I swear, the status of WoL changes more than Michael Jackson's skin color.

IndyandMarion wrote:Walt Disney once said:
The age we're living in, is the most extrodinary the world has ever seen. The humans species is still reaching for the stars. Today we are the shapers of the world of tomorrow. Often, we cannot explain what we see, but the era we are living in today is a dream coming true.

Thats from Tapestry Of Dreams Parade!

Finally. . .

Wait, "Lv" better stand for level. For a moment I had to do a double take and make sure it wasn't some code for lover. I was about to enter kick ass mode.

Others know what I'm talkin about.

Here's one:

Come on ma leave me alone. . .

It is not what you think:

47. "Permancer sentados, porfavor!"

"This is the wildest ride in the wilderness!"

"Ole, ole, it's show time!"

"Wishes, dream a dream, wishes, set me free!!

"Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion!"

"Good Evening. This is Julie Andrews. Once opon a time there was a magic kingdom made of hopes and childhood fantasies. A timeless place where every land was filled with wonder. A place where everyone who entered it's gates, would be given the gift of the young at heart, the power to wish opon a star and unlock it's magic. Are you ready to wish opon a star? Than it's time to open up your hearts and remember... dreams come true.

48. "Remember.........just believe"

49. "You are the passengers on a most uncommon elevator about to ascend into your very own episode of...The Twilight Zone."

Hollywood - 1939.
Amid the glitz and the glitter of a bustling, young movie town at the height of its golden age, The Hollywood Tower Hotel was a star in its own right; a beacon for the show business elite. Now, something is about to happenthat will change all that…
"The time is now on an evening very much like the one we have just witnessed. Tonight's story on The Twilight Zone is somewhat unique andcalls for a different kind of introduction. This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator still in operation, waiting for you. We invite you, if you dare, to step aboard because in tonight's episode, you are the star. And this elevator travels directly to...

The Twilight Zone."

50. "You know Nick, if this keeps happening, no one is gonna invite us to dinner!!"

47. "Permancer sentados, porfavor!"
Remember Dreams Come True Fireworks

"This is the wildest ride in the wilderness!"
Remember Dreams Come True Fireworks

"Ole, ole, it's show time!"
Remember Dreams Come True Fireworks

"Wishes, dream a dream, wishes, set me free!!
Remember Dreams Come True Fireworks

"Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion!"
Remember Dreams Come True Fireworks

"Good Evening. This is Julie Andrews. Once opon a time there was a magic kingdom made of hopes and childhood fantasies. A timeless place where every land was filled with wonder. A place where everyone who entered it's gates, would be given the gift of the young at heart, the power to wish opon a star and unlock it's magic. Are you ready to wish opon a star? Than it's time to open up your hearts and remember... dreams come true.
Remember Dreams Come True Fireworks

48. "Remember.........just believe"
Believe Wishes Come True

49. "You are the passengers on a most uncommon elevator about to ascend into your very own episode of...The Twilight Zone."

Hollywood - 1939.
Amid the glitz and the glitter of a bustling, young movie town at the height of its golden age, The Hollywood Tower Hotel was a star in its own right; a beacon for the show business elite. Now, something is about to happenthat will change all that…
"The time is now on an evening very much like the one we have just witnessed. Tonight's story on The Twilight Zone is somewhat unique andcalls for a different kind of introduction. This, as you may recognize, is a maintenance service elevator still in operation, waiting for you. We invite you, if you dare, to step aboard because in tonight's episode, you are the star. And this elevator travels directly to...

The Twilight Zone."

Tower of Terror

"This is the wildest ride in the wilderness!"
BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN RAILROAD!

they say that right when you are entering/leaving the station platform

True but Dan said "It is not what you think"

And true, most of them are from rides but putting that comment from him and the line from Julie Andrews, all of them are from the fireworks show, except the Tower line

50) "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your gears!"

Bonus points if you can guess who the voice was