Stupid Guest Tricks

CycloneMan wrote:I wish both, but I'd love to see her "play" with the Leopard. Tomorrow is are soft opening of The Reptile Wing, before Media Day. Maybe I'll throw her into the Aligator tank.

-Dainan

Accidently and I do stress that it has to be accidentally you drop her cell phone into the gator pit. Of course for less gore find a poisonous critter's tank to drop it in. Like a dog after a ball in she will go.

Nah, it should be grosome! I'd love to watch.

BTW: Today went over very smoothly even with the storm. We had fun, I used a Fire Skink (first animal on my own :D: ) and there was a huge lack of SG's! But I had to yell at a mother a few times for hitting the glass and the kids to be careful on the hellies.

-Dainan

CycloneMan wrote:Nah, it should be grosome! I'd love to watch.

BTW: Today went over very smoothly even with the storm. We had fun, I used a Fire Skink (first animal on my own :D: ) and there was a huge lack of SG's! But I had to yell at a mother a few times for hitting the glass and the kids to be careful on the hellies.

-Dainan

You went gruesome? How about "accidently" dropping her cell phone in a lion or tiger feeding frenzy. Or in an elephant stampede. Or an alligator feeding frenzy. The list goes on and on. :twisted:

Hey, if you get a giraffe convinced she's a lion, it's a nasty way to go.

BarryH wrote:I work at another company, but we had an employee who was fired. One day he was here and the next, he was gone! About a year later, people were in the break room and they saw him on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator!" Like the other predators, he was busted and hauled off the jail!

I can beat that.

Last year, we had a CM not show up for work one day -- he was there Saturday, but on Sunday he was a no-call, no-show. One of the CMs I work with later told me he had asked her out on Saturday before leaving, and she declined, and assumed that was why he blew off work. Monday evening, on the news, we were all treated to his mugshot as the talking heads solemnly proclaimed that an internet underage sex sting had nabbed a Disney Ride Attendant. We were all pretty shocked, but vastly amused to hear deputies report that when he was informed he was under arrest, he threw up.

In trying to find a link to the story, I just learned that last November, he was sentenced to four years in state prison to be followed by five years of probation, and must register as a sex offender.

BarryH wrote:I work at another company, but we had an employee who was fired. One day he was here and the next, he was gone! About a year later, people were in the break room and they saw him on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator!" Like the other predators, he was busted and hauled off the jail!

Was this the dude on Predator who worked at Hard Rock Cafe at USF... Got busted on that beach?

I love that show... in a twisted way. :twisted:

Coastercameron wrote:Was this the dude on Predator who worked at Hard Rock Cafe at USF... Got busted on that beach?

I love that show... in a twisted way. :twisted:

Actually, he was busted when Dateline was in Ft. Myers, FL.

He was in the paper a few weeks ago and there was an article about his conviction. He got 9 months in jail and he was to register for a sex ofender as a year. IMHO, with the exposure he got on Dateline, he'll be labeled as a sex offender for life.

What was his name again? I suppose your annonymity is kind of blown once you reach national TV.

Coastercameron wrote:What was his name again? I suppose your annonymity is kind of blown once you reach national TV.

His name is Don Morrison. He loved eating the cookies that were left out for him!

Donald was a bad boy, lol. I guess he never heard of jail bait, lol.