Stupid Guest Tricks

BRWombat wrote:That's rather personal, don't you think? :D:

Hey, we're all friends here. And since Churchy shaved me and took my purple pants away, I've learned to let it all hang out, whether you like it or not :rufus: .

BRWombat wrote:That's rather personal, don't you think? :D:

I'll avoid answering for now by asking -- long-distance spanking? How would that work, exactly?

On second thought, maybe I don't want to know. :p:

You are a prosecutor in Garland, TX and bus fare is pretty cheap.
http://www.ci.garland.tx.us/Home

Woohoo! :congrats: :piano: :chili: :bananana: :strawdan: :cheers: :bigcake: :sheepjump :sheepdanc :monkdan: :elephant1 to hhsrat!

And Zazu, I am curious: Why is in the violence section? Did you have a bad experience being married?

Thanks Wallaby! :)

Big Wallaby wrote:And Zazu, I am curious: Why is in the violence section? Did you have a bad experience being married?

Let me guess. You're not married, right?

Have you met my wife? Her name here is T'Kirr. We're coming up on four years in the not-too-distant future. But then I do have the most perfect wife I could ask for. All other women need not apply.

Big Wallaby wrote:... But then I do have the most perfect wife I could ask for....

But... but... I thought I did!!!

BRWombat wrote:But... but... I thought I did!!!

Having never met her, I feel qualified to say she probably ("probly" for those of you from Texas) stands up to my wife for a good, long while... and then Liz wins.

Big Wallaby wrote:Having never met her, I feel qualified to say she probably ("probly" for those of you from Texas) stands up to my wife for a good, long while... and then Liz wins.

I'll concede this much only: I doubt I could ever get my wife to post here. Other than that, she's perfect in every way. :D:

Hey, we're having the marsupial wife wars! Rock on!