Stupid Guest Tricks

looked up Disney's Sexual Harassment Policy as he was sure tying up Marsupials wasn't allowed, even tho he could wear his lingerie of choice under the Purple Pants and didn't care who knew it.The First Rule in the policy stated......

You must be this high, to be harrassed, whcih Wallaby had never heard of, so thinking that it was okay, he jumped up till he reached the minimum requirement, just then, an SG, who had wandered back stage so he could experience the magic because he had spent so much money, said, excuse ME, but you are in my way, I have a head of the line super duuuper pass!, and Wallaby, his eyes beginning to glow red, turned and.......

STOP screamed Main Streeter, 'you know we cannot let SGs know the Disney secrets.' Papura burned the book then ....................

Everyone turned to the sound of a loud thumping, to see Susislicker beating a man using an empty water bottle. Everyone said Stop, Stop, but then Susislicker explained that the man was one of her Kaiser doctors on vacation, and before she could say anything else, the ENTIRE SGT "crew" began pummeling the hapless and clueless quack with anything that they could find, Satisfied, Susislicker then said.....

"Let's go get gingerbread from the Blue Ribbon Bakery!" So everyone got in the line with Purpura in the lead. She knew a few people there and wanted to say hi. Then Purpura lead the way to the Gibson Girl Ice Cream Parlor, and said,"Get the peppermint ice cream to eat with our gingerbread because they taste.....

Almost as good as the stuff HPLAR makes, or so we have been told! But Susislicker, not wanting to admit that she thought Gibson Girl was the St. Paulie girl, thought it was for more beers, and said, none for me!! ANd HPLAR, think she said Nun for me, thought she was going to a convent to....

join Hplar's mother in the service of God. Since Hplar's mother is a religious fanatic and thinks ther is still time for Hplar to become a Priest (even tho he is married) she wanted her soon to be ex daughter in law (or so she plotted) in the service of God as well. (sadly, this is a TRUE story! ) Then Susi realized he meant Blue Nun vino which he would share with everyone along with his massive Rum collection from around the world and all was magic in the Kingdom again. Grumpy Pirate hearing about the massive rum collection from around the world sidled up to Hplar and.....

said, "I'll have some eggnog -- hold the egg. And the nog." :D: Darph, whose alco-radar (patent pending) had been activated, suddenly appeared and...

Said NUN for me, indicating the bottle of blue nun, but, just at that moment, the ground began to tremble, and through the door burst Churchy, who was being followed by the rest of the SGT crew, they all had their pcokets stuffed with gingerbread, and DisneyMom, in her best MOM voice, said...

"No snacks before dinner" so the SGT crew turned their backs and finished the gingerbread. Grumpy Pirate bought the crew dinner at ....