Stupid Guest Tricks

a Maori warrior so the SGT crew headed south to Sidney....

And had their pictures taken outside the Sidney Opera house, and DisneyMom was heard to say, I like watching Oprah! where is she, and Wallaby said......

"She's back in the USA."

Then Churchy took all the (horrible to her) unopened bottles of beer someone had left in her room and put them in a nice basket, and walked across the hotel hallway. She knocked on the door of someone whose name starts with a D and ends with a ph, and said"Pine float?" When he opened the door. Mainstreeter who was behind Churchy suddenly.........


(I am not going to be sat on!!!!!!!!!!)

Ran over and pulled the fire alarm, then ran down the hallway toward the stairs, when Churchy yelled.......

...FREE CHURRO'S! Meanwhile Big Wallaby was over at Victoria Secret's looking for something flattering to wear with his new KSR clothing, but he couldn't decide between the thong or the crotchless panties because...

as neither of them was actually made of more than two square inches of fabric, he couldn't figure out which way was front! a spooky voice floated through his head with advice to......

Tell me the air speed velocity of a swallow, as you are now in the AK and should know such things, pluse what is your......

Size, as we don't want the boys to get crowded, but Churchy, confused about the boys comment, turned and asked Wallaby, what that meant, and Wallaby, always being truthful, sort of, replied.....

the boys, yeah, you know, da guys, the bag, the sack, the...the...the tes-tick-cleese, because he could not say the word without blushing in front of Churchy... , who then told Wallaby about "the girls" and Wallaby wanted to know what that was so Churchy...


(Yeah, I said it, testicles, testicles, haha, what are you gonna do about it?) :p:
And we better start moving this story in a WAY different direction or we WILL be going to NO-NO land...

susislicker wrote:the boys, yeah, you know, da guys, the bag, the sack, the...the...the tes-tick-cleese, because he could not say the word without blushing in front of Churchy... , who then told Wallaby about "the girls" and Wallaby wanted to know what that was so Churchy...


(Yeah, I said it, testicles, testicles, haha, what are you gonna do about it?) :p:
And we better start moving this story in a WAY different direction or we WILL be going to NO-NO land...

Does the Monorail go to NO-NO Land?