Stupid Guest Tricks

The bathroom! After such a long flight everybody needed to make a pit stop. The SGTers were surprised though when they went into the restroom as...

Purpura kept bowing to the Japanese people and saying "Kappamaki Gyoza Oishi". Purpura was getting strange looks and then laughter from said people."I'll survive on kappamaki and gyoza while here." Purpura smiled."I know a few words besides Konnichiwa..." After powdering her nose, Purpura then translated for her fellow SGT people."Kappamaki is cucumbers rolled in rice with dried edible seaweed, and gyoza is like a wonton, but fried instead of put in a soup." Then she turned to Zazu and said....

they were surrounded by Japanese SGs but Cheshire and Vixen .....

Immediately got war club sized Kirin beers, and began to drink them saying "oh shitty noka noka joe toe" and looking for a yaksoba vendor, while this was going on....

the red dragon-horse from the Kirin bottle label magically came to life (it was Tokyo Disney after all) and swooped down and grabbed all the marsupials in his claws and flew off to....

The original Disneyland (loooong flight) and when Wallaby realized where they were, immediately took out his MOTT phone and called....

glendalais, who then got them free Pizza and arranged for them to fly back to Tokyo. However, since glendalais can't read a airline schedule for the life of him, the two ended up in....

New Delhi, India where they.....

Had some really good indian food, then took a flight and wound up in Sydney, Australia, where......

they met Churchy's friend Cava who gave them clear instructions and safely got the marsupials back to Tokyo. SGTers took the Disney corporate limos to Tokyo Disneyland and met their personal concierge and translator. Cheshire ....