Stupid Guest Tricks

...Road Kill Beef Jerky, Road Kill Beef Jerky...

So to avoid mass (or Flordia) hysteria, Hobie jumped up and began passing out "free" jerky, of dubious origin, but DisneyMom said......

"TASTY". over behind the Emporium,LDC and Jack were,,,,,,,,,,,

Stacking Turkey legs and bottles of soda, which they were going to use to....

Appease the SSSSSS GEEEES who didn't get free Venison Jerky from BW. Finally Satisfied, the SGTers finished the desserts, and a loud BURP was heard from....

pretty much everyone. The reverberation of the mass belch caused an ominous rumbling sound from the direction of.......

the Matterhorn, from which a massive avalanche came crashing down, covering...

the SGT crew. Zazu flapped his wings and sqwacked "How did the Matterhorn get here?" and that is when the revealed that it was really Big Thunder Mountain which had been covered by fake snow from the parade. Glendalais missed the Matterhorn so Zazu ....

Explained to everyone that they were to tell Glendalais that it REALLY WAS the Matterhorn, NOT BTM after all, since they really could not produce the Matterhorn, without a whole lot of construction or flying to DL to see it and since neither was really possible at just that moment, everyone....

slapped some wings on Churchy, put her in a harness, and hung her on a wire and told Glendalais that she was Tinker Bell. Glendalais wasn't fooled, but played along and said, "...