Stupid Guest Tricks

How about Polka Dot, like in Minnie Mouse's dress? (She DOES wear a polka dot dress, right?)

how about monorail kahki?

in honor of our military men and women.

ktulu wrote:Chuck Norris fills in for Chuck Norris while on vacation.

I will never *ever* ride the monorail again without thinking of this line - love it! Reminds me of Dodgeball where White Goodman says "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

ktulu wrote:Chuck Norris fills in for Chuck Norris while on vacation.

Yes, but only when Chuck Norris is not available.

Mr. D. wrote:Yes, but only when Chuck Norris is not available.

Chuck Norris is always available. ALWAYS.

ktulu wrote:Chuck Norris is always available. ALWAYS.

I heard he was out once getting a new fist installed in his chin.

Big Wallaby wrote:There used to be a Purple at Disneyland. I am not sure what they did with it.

I heard it was parted out. Not sure if its true.

Mr. D. wrote:I heard he was out once getting a new fist installed in his chin.

Chuck Norris is never out getting anything. Anything Chuck Norris wants comes to Chuck Norris. However, Chuck Norris was born with everything Chuck Norris wanted. Everything else Chuck Norris receives is a gift to honor Chuck Norris.

Oy! Enough with the Chuck Norris jokes. It's giving me flashbacks to being a WoW Gamemaster, and having to sift through chat logs from the Barrens!

Lasolimu, could you give me a safety spiel to put me out of my misery?

CBeilby wrote:Oy! Enough with the Chuck Norris jokes. It's giving me flashbacks to being a WoW Gamemaster, and having to sift through chat logs from the Barrens!

Lasolimu, could you give me a safety spiel to put me out of my misery?

Sounds like you should be awarded a nice "I survived Barrens chat" t-shirt.