Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

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Re: Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

Post by hobie16 » Tue May 11, 2010 11:52 pm

darph nader wrote:Cargo straps,load bars,tail gates,,,,,,,,,Oh the Humanity. :(
Eliminate the problem entirely and drink it all at the bottling plant.


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Re: Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

Post by DisneyMom » Wed May 12, 2010 1:24 am

BRWombat wrote:Bait cars. There's a whole TV show based on them now.
I've seen that show......
I've also seen a few cars inexplicably left open at the San Diego Zoo and Disneyland....makes me wonder if they were set up for a sting! ;)


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Re: Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

Post by turkeyham » Wed May 12, 2010 5:53 am

Those cars would be great in my complex. A few stupid neighbors would be in for their final 3rd strike against them. Take that back, one of our neighbors in is jail for grand theft. He and his buddies broke into 3 cars in our parking garage a few years back. His finger prints were all over the windows and stearing wheels. He was arrested and then evicted out of the complex because he and his wife could not pay their morgage to the local bank. He is out now and he still looks like he can pull his crap again. If we cad a few of these cars, he and his friends would be history. :mad:



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Re: Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

Post by GaTechGal » Wed May 12, 2010 7:16 am

hobie16 wrote:Eliminate the problem entirely and drink it all at the bottling plant.
At the Sweetwater Brewery here in Atlanta, they allow folks to come in and "help" for the day - stuff like toting cases around, loading the truck, waxing bottle tops (for their Christmas beers) and what you get paid is a case of the beer of your choice and all you can drink that day. Pretty sweet deal.



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Re: Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

Post by darph nader » Wed May 12, 2010 8:41 am

GaTechGal wrote:At the Sweetwater Brewery here in Atlanta, they allow folks to come in and "help" for the day - stuff like toting cases around, loading the truck, waxing bottle tops (for their Christmas beers) and what you get paid is a case of the beer of your choice and all you can drink that day. Pretty sweet deal.
How many restroom breaks do you get during the day? ;) :rolleyes:


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Re: Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

Post by BRWombat » Wed May 12, 2010 12:50 pm

DisneyMom wrote:I've seen that show......
I've also seen a few cars inexplicably left open at the San Diego Zoo and Disneyland....makes me wonder if they were set up for a sting! ;)
I know Dallas PD uses them. How do I know? They put up big warning signs: "Bait cars in use in this area" with a description of what bait cars are.

Seriously? We have to warn potential criminals that they might get caught? :eek: Of course, I realized that they could cut down on car theft just by putting up a few of these signs, even without the bait cars! :cool:


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Re: Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

Post by darph nader » Wed May 12, 2010 4:50 pm

BRWombat wrote:I know Dallas PD uses them. How do I know? They put up big warning signs: "Bait cars in use in this area" with a description of what bait cars are.

Seriously? We have to warn potential criminals that they might get caught? :eek: Of course, I realized that they could cut down on car theft just by putting up a few of these signs, even without the bait cars! :cool:
Kinda like the sign on the back window of our house. "Forget 911,I dial .357". :twisted:


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Re: Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

Post by Main Streeter » Wed May 12, 2010 6:21 pm

darph nader wrote:Kinda like the sign on the back window of our house. "Forget 911,I dial .357". :twisted:
Jeeez, 4 get my visit! :eek:



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Re: Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

Post by ktulu » Wed May 12, 2010 6:48 pm

darph nader wrote:Kinda like the sign on the back window of our house. "Forget 911,I dial .357". :twisted:
Mine says "We don't call 911, but you might want to and get the cops over here to arrest you after you break into my house, it may be your only chance."


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Re: Guest Assistance Cards Are NOT Fastpasses!!!

Post by darph nader » Wed May 12, 2010 8:35 pm

Main Streeter wrote:Jeeez, 4 get my visit! :eek:
Just knock on the front door and everything will be OK. ;)
(a sixer wouldn't hurt either. :rolleyes :)


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