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Re: Cheerleaders Invading Again?

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:07 pm
by felinefan
Ahhh, I say tie 'em to the railroad tracks and let Amtrak take care of 'em! :twisted:

Re: Cheerleaders Invading Again?

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:46 am
by Mayonnaise
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Re: Cheerleaders Invading Again?

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:00 am
by Shorty82
felinefan wrote:Ahhh, I say tie 'em to the railroad tracks and let Amtrak take care of 'em! :twisted:
Amtrak has enough problems avoiding accidents as it is, we don't want to cause them even more!

Re: Cheerleaders Invading Again?

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:24 pm
by turkeyham
Out here where the Six flags magic mountain is, they have a few rides. Tidal wave: It would smear their make up and make them look like a wet poodle. Ride #2 is my dad's favorite "Spin-Out", I am sure that all the items that were shopped lifted would come out. They would be speechless because they were spinning too fast. ;)

Re: Cheerleaders Invading Again?

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:32 pm
by turkeyham
I just had another thought. I wonder if the could survive on TSI? Tom Sawyer's Island? It would be like the real show, but they would have to do all the stuff. But instead of being kicked off the island, they would have to live in the fort. No real bathrooms either. Maybe a few out houses. Maybe an ackle bracelet for punishment. Start to cheer: ZAP! And for us, we could launch water balloons at them and so on. :D:

Re: Cheerleaders Invading Again?

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:34 am
by Randy B
Shorty82 wrote:Amtrak has enough problems avoiding accidents as it is, we don't want to cause them even more!
Silicone implants make the track slippery and the trains can't get enough traction.

Randy

Re: Cheerleaders Invading Again?

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:36 pm
by hobie16
Randy B wrote:Silicone implants make the track slippery and the trains can't get enough traction.
In the news lat week there was a story about a woman who went in for plastic surgery to remove wrinkles on her face. When she woke up she discovered she'd been given breast implants. She still had the wrinkles but no one noticed.

Re: Cheerleaders Invading Again?

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:07 pm
by felinefan
Okay, here's a better one--take 'em to Knott's, put them on Ghostrider, and just keep it going over and over and over until all cheerleaders have either jumped off or died.

You do know a lady went on that first thing and got her neck broken, right? Knott's told her she got on with a neck problem and was therefore at fault --typical Knott's management thinking. Heck, throw management on with the cheerleaders. Get rid of two problems at once. :twisted:

Re: Cheerleaders Invading Again?

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:38 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Well, they figured out a way to take care of themselves... Just beat up a former friend, video it, and put it on Youtube or Myspace. (Duuuuuhhhhhh!!)

http://jezebel.com/377308/the-meanest-g ... st-popular

Re: Cheerleaders Invading Again?

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:16 pm
by mechurchlady
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Well, they figured out a way to take care of themselves... Just beat up a former friend, video it, and put it on Youtube or Myspace. (Duuuuuhhhhhh!!)

http://jezebel.com/377308/the-meanest-g ... st-popular
cries because every day I go to a kid friendly site see the violence from under 15 years of age girls. They think violence is funny and being tough is great. Blingees we call them for their pictures that are full of their photos and images. yes they are violent and parents dont know or often care.

Parents should be bullied like the kids their children are bullying.