Stupid Guest Tricks

DisneyMom wrote:Can you find plaid shorts to go under plaid skirt?

I think Burberry would explode.

DisneyMom wrote:Can you find plaid shorts to go under plaid skirt?

Ask the guys in Off Kilter for their supplier. Think about it. Short Kilts, on a raised stage, acrobatic jumps while playing music. So they utilize plaid bicycle shorts. Since this is approved wear for those Disney employed persons, it should make it easier to get similar "protective garments" approved for anyone whos costume includes a skirt-like garment. Be sure to approach this as a "protecting the show quality" issue. Wouldn't want to provide inadvertant sex ed to the kiddies, now would we.

(on the other hand there have been a few CMs I wouldn't mind if they did a Brittney. :twisted: :D :)

Randy

Randy B wrote:Ask the guys in Off Kilter for their supplier. Think about it. Short Kilts, on a raised stage, acrobatic jumps while playing music. So they utilize plaid bicycle shorts. Since this is approved wear for those Disney employed persons, it should make it easier to get similar "protective garments" approved for anyone whos costume includes a skirt-like garment. Be sure to approach this as a "protecting the show quality" issue. Wouldn't want to provide inadvertant sex ed to the kiddies, now would we.

(on the other hand there have been a few CMs I wouldn't mind if they did a Brittney. :twisted: :D :)

Randy

What? Sing badly, have drug problems, and be a big disappointment to many?

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:What? Sing badly, have drug problems, and be a big disappointment to many?

No, get out of a limo sans complete under wardrobe. :twisted:

Randy

Randy B wrote:No, get out of a limo sans complete under wardrobe. :twisted:

Randy

Yeah.....

There's is just something about a women who turns a private area into a public domain...but I don't think that "something" is a good thing.

Just very sad that she sunk that low to keep her "fame" in the papers!

After my first tour I learned real quick to always wear bike shorts under the skirt.

There's the rope bridge on Tarzan's Treehouse, Autopia, the Matterhorn, and the all-time favorite; the MALIBOOMER. Like I said, you learn to wear shorts under the skirt very quickly.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Yeah.....

There's is just something about a women who turns a private area into a public domain...but I don't think that "something" is a good thing.

Just very sad that she sunk that low to keep her "fame" in the papers!

There are people putting cameras in bathrooms. That bag in the stall next to you may have a hidden camera. There are dudes looking down onto women's breasts and from beneath at some areas and not just at WDW. There are voyeaurs everywhere and a lady is not safe any more. Some dudes will even drill holes in the floors or walls. Mice Tales has a story about the riverboat at disneyland and a dude who had a "drain hole" drilled in the floor of the pilot house. He was supposed to have invited ladies up there then went down stairs for a quick peek, lol.

I figure if anyone is "looking' at me while undressed, they won't "look" again! :p:

You think that the disney pervs would get their fill at flash mountain...

The person who invents underwear for women that would allow them to use the facilities without exposing themselves is going to become a gazillionaire. There have been times I've wished I could relieve myself without exposing myself. There was a time or two at Knott's I was forced to relieve myself in a styrofoam cup on Balloon Race. Really had to be aware of approaching guests (late night) as well as timing it just right to avoid "flashing somebody on Montezooma's Revenge. Tricky manuever, ending in slightly wet pants. There have been similar situations in my life like that.


Of course, at my size, if a cop were to arrest me, he'd have a hard time figuring out what to charge me with--public urination or inciting a riot. :D: People screaming in sheer terror...