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Re: *tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:22 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
DisneyMom wrote:Hmmmmmm...Let's See......
BW at computer. Liz comes in and sees pictures of Blonde and Brunette in their undies.
Liz-"What the HELL are you looking at???????????!!!!!!!!"
BW-"It's the SGT Board, honest!"
Liz- "Yeah, right!"
BW - "No Honey, Look, I just told them how you are WAY cuter than ...."
Liz- *Slams Door* "I'm going shopping! Get your own dinner!"
:p:
BW: pizza hut? send over two large meat lovers...it worked again!!!
Re: *tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:01 pm
by ktulu
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:BW: pizza hut? send over two large meat lovers...it worked again!!!
mmmmm....pizza...
Re: *tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:11 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Re: *tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:23 am
by BRWombat
hobie16 wrote:You have to understand the engineer's view of life. The following story may give you some insight.
An engineer was waiting in front of his house for a friend to come by. The friend pulled up on a brand new Harley.
"Where did you get the bike?" the first engineer asked.
"It was the strangest thing." the second engineer replied. "I was walking down the street when this beautiful blond pulled up on the bike, took off all her clothes and tells me I can have anything I want."
"Good decision." replied the first engineer. "The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
A pessimist will look at a glass partially filled with water and say it is half-empty. An optimist would say the same glass is half-full. An engineer would look at it and just see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. :)
Re: *tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:09 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
BRWombat wrote:A pessimist will look at a glass partially filled with water and say it is half-empty. An optimist would say the same glass is half-full. An engineer would look at it and just see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. :)
And a Forensic Scientist will look at it, and say I cannot confirm that is water, or even if it is a glass without some testing!
(of course an SG will spill it and tell us its our fault!!)
Re: *tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:12 pm
by ktulu
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:And a Forensic Scientist will look at it, and say I cannot confirm that is water, or even if it is a glass without some testing!
(of course an SG will spill it and tell us its our fault!!)
A computer networking guy will yell at you for having a glass of uncovered water in the data center.
Re: *tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:14 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
ktulu wrote:A computer networking guy will yell at you for having a glass of uncovered water in the data center.
A supermodel will look at it and say "Dinner!"
Re: *tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:22 pm
by Cranbiz
You know that you have been the IT field too long when you hear "Nice Rack" from a coworker and you immedately turn and look at the equipment cabinet.
Re: *tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:28 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Cranbiz wrote:You know that you have been the IT field too long when you hear "Nice Rack" from a coworker and you immedately turn and look at the equipment cabinet.
ITs SAD, but true!!!!
Re: *tap* *tap* Is this thing on?
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:37 pm
by Big Wallaby
Cranbiz wrote:What Liz see's in you, I'll never understand. :D:
(Only kidding)
Is it okay if I'm not kidding when I agree? I may be a nice guy, but that can only go so far. I guess I must be good in the sack or something. I dunno.
:D:
DisneyMom wrote:Hmmmmmm...Let's See......
BW at computer. Liz comes in and sees pictures of Blonde and Brunette in their undies.
Liz-"What the HELL are you looking at???????????!!!!!!!!"
BW-"It's the SGT Board, honest!"
Liz- "Yeah, right!"
BW - "No Honey, Look, I just told them how you are WAY cuter than ...."
Liz- *Slams Door* "I'm going shopping! Get your own dinner!"
:p:
Actually, last night before bed, she was showing me pictures on her phone of this one lifeguard she works with from Scotland, wanted to show me because she thought she is kinda cute. No, she doesn't swing that way. But I could only agree.
Cranbiz wrote:You know that you have been the IT field too long when you hear "Nice Rack" from a coworker and you immedately turn and look at the equipment cabinet.
Was that Rey by chance?
