First post, Smashed toes, Stupid Woman!

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Re: First post, Smashed toes, Stupid Woman!

Post by Big Wallaby » Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:55 am

Screams of Pain: Their freshman CD. :D:


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Re: First post, Smashed toes, Stupid Woman!

Post by Eeyore Tattoo » Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:59 pm

:D:
You all are cracking me up......
Being a Texas resident I have seen a lot of people shooting first and asking questions last recently..
I don't think smashed toes warrant a shooting, Just a thrashing..
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Re: First post, Smashed toes, Stupid Woman!

Post by Big Wallaby » Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:19 am

My favorite is still the old lady with her daughter or granddaughter on the phone with 9-1-1, and grandma is shooting a would-be burglar.


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Re: First post, Smashed toes, Stupid Woman!

Post by TalkingHands » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:26 pm

Cheshire Figment wrote:I have never accidentally run into anyone with my ECV at the parks. I have, at times stopped and had people walk directly into me.

I have, at times, run over people's toes. But my ECV is a three-wheeler and that means they had to be so close that they got their foot under my back wheel.
Same here. I have run over toes but only when someone has abruptly cut me off without warning or walked so close to the chair that their foot
got under my wheel. Oh, my free wheel switch isn't in the back on my chair. It is actually 2 levers on the front of the chair. Another way to get run over with a PWC is to walk to close on the controller side and hit the controller with your bag or hand. Since I normally do not have my full hand over the controller it can easily happen. Careful of left handed controllers. :)


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Re: First post, Smashed toes, Stupid Woman!

Post by TalkingHands » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:34 pm

leftcoaster wrote:She's in a ECV. How fast do you need to go to get away from her?

*cues up Seinfeld episode.
more than 4 1/2 mph if she is in a offsite rental. Less then that if it is a Disney rental. Personal ECV or PWC depends on the vehicle. Mine goes 6mph at rabbit speed which I rarely use.


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Re: First post, Smashed toes, Stupid Woman!

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:37 pm

TalkingHands wrote:more than 4 1/2 mph if she is in a offsite rental. Less then that if it is a Disney rental. Personal ECV or PWC depends on the vehicle. Mine goes 6mph at rabbit speed which I rarely use.
Is that the ECV equivalent of going to Warp? hehehe


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Re: First post, Smashed toes, Stupid Woman!

Post by Randy B » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:17 pm

TalkingHands wrote:more than 4 1/2 mph if she is in a offsite rental. Less then that if it is a Disney rental. Personal ECV or PWC depends on the vehicle. Mine goes 6mph at rabbit speed which I rarely use.
All I can think of is the Paul Newman chase scene in "Silent Movie". 4 people in high speed electric wheel chairs. Gotta love Mel Brooks.

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Re: First post, Smashed toes, Stupid Woman!

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:23 am

Randy B wrote:All I can think of is the Paul Newman chase scene in "Silent Movie". 4 people in high speed electric wheel chairs. Gotta love Mel Brooks.

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But can they jump gaps like the movie???


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Post by Randy B » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:14 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:But can they jump gaps like the movie???
Suddenly I predict the first annual SGT wheelchair race. Chairs with the front wheels 20' out front, a huge nitro-burning engine, chrome pipes extending up behind the seat (throwing flame), and a drag chute. Oh, and Darph's chair has enough cup holders on the arm rests to hold more than one 6-pack. :D:

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Re: First post, Smashed toes, Stupid Woman!

Post by Big Wallaby » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:20 am

Randy B wrote:Suddenly I predict the first annual SGT wheelchair race. Chairs with the front wheels 20' out front, a huge nitro-burning engine, chrome pipes extending up behind the seat (throwing flame), and a drag chute.
Hear, hear!


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