Stupid Guest Tricks

Yes, ALL HAIL Mighty ZAZU!!!!! :zazu: You truly are great and mighty! Thank you so much!
P.S. Is that a different rolling pin smiley than before, I remember the woman had a real mad face and a red bow in her hair on the other one! That is why I missed this one. This one works, for I am the mighty rolling pin wielding menopausal she-beast! :twisted:
susi-Q

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I think you forgot the memo all us guys got, the sinks are now refered to as "high occupancy Alternate urinals" :bugeyes:

From Blue Collar TV (funnier if you realize there is a pause for laughter between each line):[indent]Jeff Foxworthy: I believe that no matter what people say, everybody pees in the pool. :)
Bill Engvall:...And in the shower. :D:
Larry the Cable Guy: ...And in the sink.
Jeff Foxworthy: (to Larry) Remind me never to eat at your place again. :D: [/indent]

BRWombat wrote:From Blue Collar TV (funnier if you realize there is a pause for laughter between each line):[indent]Jeff Foxworthy: I believe that no matter what people say, everybody pees in the pool. :)
Bill Engvall:...And in the shower. :D:
Larry the Cable Guy: ...And in the sink.
Jeff Foxworthy: (to Larry) Remind me never to eat at your place again. :D: [/indent]

I LOVE that bit. DW and I catch the show on cable. Laugh out loud funny!!

WHOA! Hahaha...the original post in this thread was written by ME! lol - one of the TOT castmembers told me about this site, so I'm here looking around and I read the subject thinking "Oooh! I have a GREAT evac story!", so I open it and...wait a minute, that's my story! That's my post from the other board!

Oh well, glad you all found it entertaining. And as for why they chose to evac rather than cycle out, I couldn't say. I was dealing with it as the City Hall CM, not as the Indy CM. And yes, I HAD tried sending her to first aid and all that and she always some kind of lame excuse why she refused to go. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

WELCOME GuestJockey!!!! I'm glad you thought of sending her to First Aid (Great Minds think alike!) Was anyone suspicious about her motivation when she refused?

GuestJockey wrote:WHOA! Hahaha...the original post in this thread was written by ME! lol - one of the TOT castmembers told me about this site, so I'm here looking around and I read the subject thinking "Oooh! I have a GREAT evac story!", so I open it and...wait a minute, that's my story! That's my post from the other board!

Oh well, glad you all found it entertaining. And as for why they chose to evac rather than cycle out, I couldn't say. I was dealing with it as the City Hall CM, not as the Indy CM. And yes, I HAD tried sending her to first aid and all that and she always some kind of lame excuse why she refused to go. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Hey, GuestJockey, great story!!!

If she's faking diabetes just to get her stinkin' purse back, I think I would have tried to find a way to give the lady a shot one way or the other. (Hey, there's multiple meanings of the word 'shot.' Hmm, injection, yes. Serving of alcohol, no. Bullet... maybe. :twisted: :D :)

to from :wallaby: and !!!

GuestJockey wrote:WHOA! Hahaha...the original post in this thread was written by ME! lol - one of the TOT castmembers told me about this site, so I'm here looking around and I read the subject thinking "Oooh! I have a GREAT evac story!", so I open it and...wait a minute, that's my story! That's my post from the other board!

Oh well, glad you all found it entertaining. And as for why they chose to evac rather than cycle out, I couldn't say. I was dealing with it as the City Hall CM, not as the Indy CM. And yes, I HAD tried sending her to first aid and all that and she always some kind of lame excuse why she refused to go. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Yes and you see what you started. ;) Just look where this thread went! All threads on SGT eventually go way, way, way, way off topic. Wait a minute did a forget a way or two in there? Welcome to the board where nothing ever stays on topic and off topic is the direction this board goes! :D:
Only now it has come full circle! Did the planets align or something?
Susi

He needs to head to the ADD thread...At least everything will be "On topic" by going off topic...wait....no...If you stay on the tropic of cancer you go toward the equator of topic...or is that Hawaiian tropic...Hmmmmm

BRWombat wrote:If she's faking diabetes just to get her stinkin' purse back, I think I would have tried to find a way to give the lady a shot one way or the other.

Giant shot of insulin would clear things right up. How does about 320 cc's sound? That'll clear up ALL her problems... and ours, too.

Why don't they simply "charge" her for the cost of lost fun? take Every guest in the park, take the amount of ticket cost of them, devide the amount by the number of hours the park is open for the day, then charge her in a 15 minute increment till the ride starts again!! THEN give her the shot!!