Stupid Guest Tricks

You just made me do a spit take. Couldnt find a smiley for it tho. OOOOOO....you are in trouuuuubbbbllle with IC..sheee's gonnnna get youuuu!

lol

Is that two keyboards you owe me now, ktulu?

Randy B wrote:I had a High school science teacher who used to hit us with pop quizzes at odd intervals and with no notice. But the first was the funniest. We walked into class and he told us to put away our books for a "quizzie". When he handed it out it was about 10 pages long. One of the gals from the back of the room looked at this huge quizzie and rermarked loudly "If this is what you call a Quizzie I want to see your Testies". :dropmouth : About the time she realized what she had said, she turned beet red and I don't remember her saying a single word for the rest of the year. :D:

Randy

Great, now I'm having to towel off my monitor!!! :hysteria:

More wipes for the monitor, please. However, a beer was not the victim this time.

Randy B wrote:One of the gals from the back of the room looked at this huge quizzie and rermarked loudly "If this is what you call a Quizzie I want to see your Testies".

At the end of a two class on data communications I gave a 100 question test. About 15 minutes into the test I hear a woman's voice from the back of the room say, "The only way I'll pass this is to get out the knee pads!" Needless to say the room broke out into laughter.

That night we had a dinner for both my class and the advanced SE class. My second level manager and her husband attended. I told her that I had been sexually harassed in class that day. She asked what happened and I told her the story. With a shocked look on her face she asked, "What did you do?"

"Well," I replied, "I had to pass her." The manager's husband almost chocked because he was laughing so hard.

hobie16 wrote:About 15 minutes into the test I hear a woman's voice from the back of the room say, "The only way I'll pass this is to get out the knee pads!"

This is hysterical! Thanks hobie. ;) Reminds me of Monica L days. Looking back... she's certainly added to our sub culture, cept I don't think knee pads were used. :D:

Today (stupid ICP trick)....

I was meeting with my group for one of my courses, and our goal for the semester is to pinpoint a problem in our community and try to find solutions for it. Well we were sitting around brainstorming, and someone mentioned Teen Sex. Well someone else said "yes, it's glamourized on tv and such". So, me, who can't seem to think before speaking says "yeah, on soap operas they never complain about things dripping down your leg or who has to lay in the wet spot".

I wanted to crawl under my desk and die...(everyone was cracking up though)

ICStupidPeople wrote:"yeah, on soap operas they never complain about things dripping down your leg or who has to lay in the wet spot".

Ding ding ding, we REALLY have winner!!!

ICStupidPeople wrote:Today (stupid ICP trick)....

I was meeting with my group for one of my courses, and our goal for the semester is to pinpoint a problem in our community and try to find solutions for it. Well we were sitting around brainstorming, and someone mentioned Teen Sex. Well someone else said "yes, it's glamourized on tv and such". So, me, who can't seem to think before speaking says "yeah, on soap operas they never complain about things dripping down your leg or who has to lay in the wet spot".

I wanted to crawl under my desk and die...(everyone was cracking up though)

This reminded me of one here at the University about two years ago. I knew a person in this class so I know it actually happened.

A large auditorium was being used as a lecture hall. About 2-3000 in attendance. The instructer was talking biology. He mentioned that due to the genetic material, sperm is about 90% glucose (sugar). A freshman female in the back of the hall then asked "if it is mostly sugar why does it taste so salty".

I'll leave to your imagination the response from the audience.

Randy

Randy B wrote:A freshman female in the back of the hall then asked "if it is mostly sugar why does it taste so salty".

"I don't know, but I am sure you could find plenty of guys to help you run taste tests right here!"